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Non Consensual Puberty

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HamiltonCork Thu 17-Jan-19 14:23:00

some dumbass on twitter (where else?) is berating their mother for forcing them to go through puberty.

BitOutOfPractice Thu 17-Jan-19 16:00:42

It's always the mother's fault isn't it?

OrchidInTheSun Thu 17-Jan-19 16:02:56

I do t think it's a troll account. April has blocked me which means they're using terfblocker

MrsTerryPratcett Thu 17-Jan-19 16:12:41

why are women always trying to one-up each other by talking about the size of their penises?


TheCountessofFitzdotterel Thu 17-Jan-19 16:17:41

I had a non consensual hangover after Christmas and I have got a bit of a cold coming which I also haven't consented to.
Who shall I blame? My mum or terfs?

Needmoresleep Thu 17-Jan-19 16:24:36

I am looking forward to pissing contests in gender neutral toilets.

Ereshkigal Thu 17-Jan-19 17:10:23

It's chilly outside. I don't remember consenting to that.

Purplewithgreenspots Thu 17-Jan-19 17:20:50

I didn’t consent to whoever gave me this bloody cold. Sniff sniff

Katispancuddly Thu 17-Jan-19 17:23:11

"My cock is bigger than your husband's "

This person doesn't act like they've gone through pubity at all eh?

Threewheeler1 Thu 17-Jan-19 17:28:31

'Non-consensual puberty'
Sometimes I fight the urge to stick pencils in my eyes.

deepwatersolo Thu 17-Jan-19 17:32:50

Who shall I blame? My mum or terfs?

Aren't all mums terfs? I mean, what is the birth of a child through one's vagina, if not one big f* you to all those women who by virtue of having a penis can't do that? Just to spite 'em. Vile.

TheCountessofFitzdotterel Thu 17-Jan-19 17:56:39

True, Deepwater.
It is literal violence and causes deaths.

sarahjconnor Thu 17-Jan-19 19:31:58

Non consensual menopause - who the fuck is responsible for it? I demand to know.

PencilsInSpace Thu 17-Jan-19 20:32:05

Me too sarahjconnor

I reckon we should file a class action.

Purplewithgreenspots Thu 17-Jan-19 20:42:16

Is it going to be like that court case in India? I heard a summons has been sent to a God, but it hasn’t arrived yet.

PurpleCrowbar Thu 17-Jan-19 21:09:46

Well, damn my non consensual wisdom teeth.

Bastards. Didn't even make me any wiser.

WombOfOnesOwn Thu 17-Jan-19 21:11:51

I'd like some paid-for Botox to stop these nonconsensual fine lines and wrinkles I've started to notice. I don't identify as getting closer and closer to middle age!

LordProfFekkoThePenguinPhD Thu 17-Jan-19 21:15:20

My mum didn’t take me to audition for Bugsy Malone.

I wasn’t at drama school, didn’t do drama club, never said that o wanted to be an actor, and we didn't know they were making a film but I felt very hard done by that I wasn’t actually in the film. I met Alan Parker many years later and had to bite my tongue.

But I never forgave my mother for this wilful non consensual lack of stardom. All those actors lording it over the rest of us.

CottonTailRabbit Thu 17-Jan-19 21:18:44

I'd like to see how big of an eye roll April's mum did when she read that tweet. I bet there was another time when April had to tidy her room and it was so unfair and anyway she was going to do it now anyway so there.

Voice0fReason Thu 17-Jan-19 21:44:56

Why doesn't his dad get the blame?

It really insecure male behaviour to boast about penis size. Pathetic man boy.

Stumpted88 Thu 17-Jan-19 21:47:33

Nope I am actually done now.

Rufusthebewilderedreindeer Thu 17-Jan-19 22:29:35


I now feel the urge to apologise to you on behalf of me and your mother

I will hug dd extra tight tomorrow

(Possibly round her neck...but its the thought that counts)

Lacypants Thu 17-Jan-19 22:35:22

I wish puberty was the worst non consensual thing to happen to my body

LordProfFekkoThePenguinPhD Thu 17-Jan-19 22:37:52

I have nonconsensual menstruation. Do I sue God h’self or Mother Nature h’self?

ErrolTheDragon Thu 17-Jan-19 22:45:51

I definitely didn't consent to menopause. Hmph.

LordProfFekkoThePenguinPhD Thu 17-Jan-19 22:51:18

Nor did I consent to gastroenteritis last week.

Who is taking all these liberties??

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