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Non Consensual Puberty

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HamiltonCork Thu 17-Jan-19 14:23:00

some dumbass on twitter (where else?) is berating their mother for forcing them to go through puberty.

PerryPerryThePlatypus Thu 17-Jan-19 14:29:33

Ffs. Just when you think it can't get any more nonsensical. Narcissistic twit.

GerryblewuptheER Thu 17-Jan-19 14:31:04

Perhaps we should all start trying to sue "God" ?

I didn't consent to being born either

HamiltonCork Thu 17-Jan-19 14:32:41

Why do TRAs seemingly hate women whilst at the sane time wanting to be one?

pombal Thu 17-Jan-19 14:33:20

Just when you thought you’d heard it all, along comes ‘non consensual puberty’.

I genuinely don’t know whether to laugh at or cry for this person.

MagicMix Thu 17-Jan-19 14:34:10

I didn't ask to be born, Mum! Ugh, nobody understands me and I will not tidy my fucking room!

HamiltonCork Thu 17-Jan-19 14:35:29

Did anyone on the entire planet enjoy going through puberty? What a total bell end!

MiddleAgeRage Thu 17-Jan-19 14:37:02

Oh please no, tell me that person is joking???

NewYearsNiamh Thu 17-Jan-19 14:37:39

I wasn’t aware puberty damaged your vocal cords. Unless by damage they mean “once you’ve gone through puberty as a male it is harder to sound like a woman”? Every day a new definition of a word.

Rufusthebewilderedreindeer Thu 17-Jan-19 14:37:57

Didnt that use to be the war cry of every pissed off 8 year old?


I do not in any way, shape or form consent to just gonna put that out there right now

FloralBunting Thu 17-Jan-19 14:39:43

Remarkable. If the self centred pillock had said that they wished the story would stop being retweeted because you shouldn't really wish to have a health condition, I might have agreed (Though I do get the joke and made it myself)

But, nooo, colour me surprised, women shouldn't be talking because it makes this person feel bad about their own naturally occurring biology.

MiddleAgeRage Thu 17-Jan-19 14:43:24

it makes this person feel bad about their own naturally occurring biology.

That's strange, they don't feel too bad about their genitals.

MagicMix Thu 17-Jan-19 14:49:15

Hahaha why are women always trying to one-up each other by talking about the size of their penises?

Oh wait, was that women or was that teenage boys?

HamiltonCork Thu 17-Jan-19 14:50:15

To be really nit picky this person doesn’t look young enough for puberty blockers to be prescribed to gender questioning children. Looks mid to late 30s (naturally some heavy gashed photo shopping has been utilised) and I suspect this sort of treatment hasn’t been created back then.
Just another made up, look at me, victim post on twitter.

Rufusthebewilderedreindeer Thu 17-Jan-19 14:53:40



So they are blaming their mum for not doing something that wasn't actually possible back then

Bit like dd...she still hasn't forgiven me for not letting her audition for harry potter, she wasnt even born then!!!

Rufusthebewilderedreindeer Thu 17-Jan-19 14:55:33

Or god to be fair

I might try that with dd...well if god wanted you to audition for harry potter he'd have made sure you were born earlier

That should do it

PatPhoenix Thu 17-Jan-19 14:59:36

Can't see the connection between the news story and this fascinating individual's personal feelings, but there you go.

The larger size of the male larynx overall is more of an issue than the vocal folds as such. Though this is more the case for transmen who take male hormones, who end up having hormonally enlarged vocal folds within a small female larynx, and can sound quite croaky. Voice therapy is available on the NHS to transitioning individuals, let's not forget, though it's hard work. Surgery to the larynx is less available because it's fucking dangerous, particularly the innocuous sounding 'tracheal shave' which can end up with a person being unable to speak or swallow ever again. Though there's a suturing operation that can shorten male vocal folds, which is less dangerous as if it fails the larynx just returns to its previous configuration.

I remember one of the articles about detransition where the author reported that she and many others noted that their sex dysphoria increased hugely every time they had treatment for some aspect of it. Basically, the more attention you pay to negative feelings about your body, even in the context of doing something about it, the worse you feel.

Really this person should be informing us of the massive, overwhelming size of their larynx and how much of a girly this makes them, if they want to be consistent.

Thingybob Thu 17-Jan-19 14:59:36

Apparently April will be the one laughing soon as she is writing a book about her non consensual puberty.

Hmmmm, don't think it will hit my Amazon wishlist

FloralBunting Thu 17-Jan-19 15:09:33

I think I'm going to start going round telling people my cock is enormous and therefore I am a stupendously brilliant woman. It's the way forward.

deepwatersolo Thu 17-Jan-19 15:25:22

And to think that every single one of us went through being born non-consenusally.

deepwatersolo Thu 17-Jan-19 15:27:33

Ah Rufu, you beat me to it. I should more carefully read the thread before I post.

ErrolTheDragon Thu 17-Jan-19 15:42:21

*Floral ...
This is the one to beat...grin

TeaForDad Thu 17-Jan-19 15:45:02

@1april.... April fool.... troll account?

FloralBunting Thu 17-Jan-19 15:53:46

Errol, a cock that big is something every woman would be proud to display where ever she went. I'd struggle to keep hold of it even with two hands.

thefirstmrsdewinter Thu 17-Jan-19 15:57:36

If you don't like non-consensual stuff happening to you good luck with womanhood.

BitOutOfPractice Thu 17-Jan-19 16:00:42

It's always the mother's fault isn't it?

OrchidInTheSun Thu 17-Jan-19 16:02:56

I do t think it's a troll account. April has blocked me which means they're using terfblocker

MrsTerryPratcett Thu 17-Jan-19 16:12:41

why are women always trying to one-up each other by talking about the size of their penises?


TheCountessofFitzdotterel Thu 17-Jan-19 16:17:41

I had a non consensual hangover after Christmas and I have got a bit of a cold coming which I also haven't consented to.
Who shall I blame? My mum or terfs?

Needmoresleep Thu 17-Jan-19 16:24:36

I am looking forward to pissing contests in gender neutral toilets.

Ereshkigal Thu 17-Jan-19 17:10:23

It's chilly outside. I don't remember consenting to that.

Purplewithgreenspots Thu 17-Jan-19 17:20:50

I didn’t consent to whoever gave me this bloody cold. Sniff sniff

Katispancuddly Thu 17-Jan-19 17:23:11

"My cock is bigger than your husband's "

This person doesn't act like they've gone through pubity at all eh?

Threewheeler1 Thu 17-Jan-19 17:28:31

'Non-consensual puberty'
Sometimes I fight the urge to stick pencils in my eyes.

deepwatersolo Thu 17-Jan-19 17:32:50

Who shall I blame? My mum or terfs?

Aren't all mums terfs? I mean, what is the birth of a child through one's vagina, if not one big f* you to all those women who by virtue of having a penis can't do that? Just to spite 'em. Vile.

TheCountessofFitzdotterel Thu 17-Jan-19 17:56:39

True, Deepwater.
It is literal violence and causes deaths.

sarahjconnor Thu 17-Jan-19 19:31:58

Non consensual menopause - who the fuck is responsible for it? I demand to know.

PencilsInSpace Thu 17-Jan-19 20:32:05

Me too sarahjconnor

I reckon we should file a class action.

Purplewithgreenspots Thu 17-Jan-19 20:42:16

Is it going to be like that court case in India? I heard a summons has been sent to a God, but it hasn’t arrived yet.

PurpleCrowbar Thu 17-Jan-19 21:09:46

Well, damn my non consensual wisdom teeth.

Bastards. Didn't even make me any wiser.

WombOfOnesOwn Thu 17-Jan-19 21:11:51

I'd like some paid-for Botox to stop these nonconsensual fine lines and wrinkles I've started to notice. I don't identify as getting closer and closer to middle age!

LordProfFekkoThePenguinPhD Thu 17-Jan-19 21:15:20

My mum didn’t take me to audition for Bugsy Malone.

I wasn’t at drama school, didn’t do drama club, never said that o wanted to be an actor, and we didn't know they were making a film but I felt very hard done by that I wasn’t actually in the film. I met Alan Parker many years later and had to bite my tongue.

But I never forgave my mother for this wilful non consensual lack of stardom. All those actors lording it over the rest of us.

CottonTailRabbit Thu 17-Jan-19 21:18:44

I'd like to see how big of an eye roll April's mum did when she read that tweet. I bet there was another time when April had to tidy her room and it was so unfair and anyway she was going to do it now anyway so there.

Voice0fReason Thu 17-Jan-19 21:44:56

Why doesn't his dad get the blame?

It really insecure male behaviour to boast about penis size. Pathetic man boy.

Stumpted88 Thu 17-Jan-19 21:47:33

Nope I am actually done now.

Rufusthebewilderedreindeer Thu 17-Jan-19 22:29:35


I now feel the urge to apologise to you on behalf of me and your mother

I will hug dd extra tight tomorrow

(Possibly round her neck...but its the thought that counts)

Lacypants Thu 17-Jan-19 22:35:22

I wish puberty was the worst non consensual thing to happen to my body

LordProfFekkoThePenguinPhD Thu 17-Jan-19 22:37:52

I have nonconsensual menstruation. Do I sue God h’self or Mother Nature h’self?

ErrolTheDragon Thu 17-Jan-19 22:45:51

I definitely didn't consent to menopause. Hmph.

LordProfFekkoThePenguinPhD Thu 17-Jan-19 22:51:18

Nor did I consent to gastroenteritis last week.

Who is taking all these liberties??

Rufusthebewilderedreindeer Thu 17-Jan-19 22:56:05

I am consenting to menapause

But id like it without all the side effects

Please and thank you

OlennasWimple Fri 18-Jan-19 00:48:30

I am consenting to menopause

But id like it without all the side effects

Please and thank you


I also haven't consented to wrinkles, having very wide feet or terrible eye sight.

Who can I sue for compensation?

FloralBunting Fri 18-Jan-19 00:49:40

As funny as you wonderful ladies are, (and please, do continue,smile) can I just point out the appalling co-opting of the current burgeoning understand of how important consent that this person does?

Given the egregious contempt the anti-woman trans movement has for almost any example of women not giving consent for their boundaries to crossed, be they sexual, or privacy related etc. the idea that this person would use the language of consent to claim that their mother forced them to go through a naturally occurring development phase is really just the latest in a long line of astonishing appropriation, typical of the parasitic behaviour of this crew.
Quite disgusting.

MargueritaPink Fri 18-Jan-19 01:16:19

I think this splendid chap deserves more than just a link. Here is a photo for the linkphobic amongst you.

Bowlofbabelfish Fri 18-Jan-19 09:31:39

Exactly floral - consent is important for nonone but them.

This entire movement is like a psy ops excercise - queer theory writ large. Everythingbis used in thebopposite waybto which it actually exists. Language, accusations, concepts. It’s like some weird Kafka esqe nightmare.

LangCleg Fri 18-Jan-19 09:58:15

the idea that this person would use the language of consent to claim that their mother forced them to go through a naturally occurring development phase is really just the latest in a long line of astonishing appropriation

I think it's worse than that. I think it builds on the idea that children can give consent. And if children can consent to sterilisation when still pre-pubescent, what else can they consent to?

It is, yet again, opening a door that should not be opened, whether the person understands this is what they are doing or not. It is, yet again, a coach and horses attempting to drive through safeguarding.

FloralBunting Fri 18-Jan-19 13:56:50

I think it's worse than that

Lang, honestly, when is it not?

LangCleg Fri 18-Jan-19 14:55:20

Lang, honestly, when is it not?

These days? Never. We've completely lost control of child protection.

Manderleyagain Fri 18-Jan-19 16:57:51

I have seen a couple of references to non consentual (natural) puberty. I think it also suggests a disturbing idea.
Eg zinnia tweeting that 'transphobes' wittering on about the effects of blockers should also worry about the effects of natural puberty and are actually arguing (without realising) for all children to be given blockers until they decide. As you say bowl, all the words are inverted.

sabinaapplecross Sat 19-Jan-19 10:19:42

but for puberty there would be no big cock which there seem to be quite a pride in .....

Bowlofbabelfish Sat 19-Jan-19 12:28:13

we Have lost control of child protection. And I dont think it’s accidental.

Parents are the last line of defence. Expect some policy to be rolled out soon that is akin to named person, either in intent or effect.

AngryAttackKittens Sat 19-Jan-19 13:45:11

I don't consent to having randoms vomit their narcissism all over me, nor do I consent to participating in someone's fetish without even being asked first.

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