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Non Consensual Puberty

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HamiltonCork Thu 17-Jan-19 14:23:00

some dumbass on twitter (where else?) is berating their mother for forcing them to go through puberty.

PerryPerryThePlatypus Thu 17-Jan-19 14:29:33

Ffs. Just when you think it can't get any more nonsensical. Narcissistic twit.

GerryblewuptheER Thu 17-Jan-19 14:31:04

Perhaps we should all start trying to sue "God" ?

I didn't consent to being born either

HamiltonCork Thu 17-Jan-19 14:32:41

Why do TRAs seemingly hate women whilst at the sane time wanting to be one?

pombal Thu 17-Jan-19 14:33:20

Just when you thought you’d heard it all, along comes ‘non consensual puberty’.

I genuinely don’t know whether to laugh at or cry for this person.

MagicMix Thu 17-Jan-19 14:34:10

I didn't ask to be born, Mum! Ugh, nobody understands me and I will not tidy my fucking room!

HamiltonCork Thu 17-Jan-19 14:35:29

Did anyone on the entire planet enjoy going through puberty? What a total bell end!

MiddleAgeRage Thu 17-Jan-19 14:37:02

Oh please no, tell me that person is joking???

NewYearsNiamh Thu 17-Jan-19 14:37:39

I wasn’t aware puberty damaged your vocal cords. Unless by damage they mean “once you’ve gone through puberty as a male it is harder to sound like a woman”? Every day a new definition of a word.

Rufusthebewilderedreindeer Thu 17-Jan-19 14:37:57

Didnt that use to be the war cry of every pissed off 8 year old?


I do not in any way, shape or form consent to just gonna put that out there right now

FloralBunting Thu 17-Jan-19 14:39:43

Remarkable. If the self centred pillock had said that they wished the story would stop being retweeted because you shouldn't really wish to have a health condition, I might have agreed (Though I do get the joke and made it myself)

But, nooo, colour me surprised, women shouldn't be talking because it makes this person feel bad about their own naturally occurring biology.

MiddleAgeRage Thu 17-Jan-19 14:43:24

it makes this person feel bad about their own naturally occurring biology.

That's strange, they don't feel too bad about their genitals.

MagicMix Thu 17-Jan-19 14:49:15

Hahaha why are women always trying to one-up each other by talking about the size of their penises?

Oh wait, was that women or was that teenage boys?

HamiltonCork Thu 17-Jan-19 14:50:15

To be really nit picky this person doesn’t look young enough for puberty blockers to be prescribed to gender questioning children. Looks mid to late 30s (naturally some heavy gashed photo shopping has been utilised) and I suspect this sort of treatment hasn’t been created back then.
Just another made up, look at me, victim post on twitter.

Rufusthebewilderedreindeer Thu 17-Jan-19 14:53:40



So they are blaming their mum for not doing something that wasn't actually possible back then

Bit like dd...she still hasn't forgiven me for not letting her audition for harry potter, she wasnt even born then!!!

Rufusthebewilderedreindeer Thu 17-Jan-19 14:55:33

Or god to be fair

I might try that with dd...well if god wanted you to audition for harry potter he'd have made sure you were born earlier

That should do it

PatPhoenix Thu 17-Jan-19 14:59:36

Can't see the connection between the news story and this fascinating individual's personal feelings, but there you go.

The larger size of the male larynx overall is more of an issue than the vocal folds as such. Though this is more the case for transmen who take male hormones, who end up having hormonally enlarged vocal folds within a small female larynx, and can sound quite croaky. Voice therapy is available on the NHS to transitioning individuals, let's not forget, though it's hard work. Surgery to the larynx is less available because it's fucking dangerous, particularly the innocuous sounding 'tracheal shave' which can end up with a person being unable to speak or swallow ever again. Though there's a suturing operation that can shorten male vocal folds, which is less dangerous as if it fails the larynx just returns to its previous configuration.

I remember one of the articles about detransition where the author reported that she and many others noted that their sex dysphoria increased hugely every time they had treatment for some aspect of it. Basically, the more attention you pay to negative feelings about your body, even in the context of doing something about it, the worse you feel.

Really this person should be informing us of the massive, overwhelming size of their larynx and how much of a girly this makes them, if they want to be consistent.

Thingybob Thu 17-Jan-19 14:59:36

Apparently April will be the one laughing soon as she is writing a book about her non consensual puberty.

Hmmmm, don't think it will hit my Amazon wishlist

FloralBunting Thu 17-Jan-19 15:09:33

I think I'm going to start going round telling people my cock is enormous and therefore I am a stupendously brilliant woman. It's the way forward.

deepwatersolo Thu 17-Jan-19 15:25:22

And to think that every single one of us went through being born non-consenusally.

deepwatersolo Thu 17-Jan-19 15:27:33

Ah Rufu, you beat me to it. I should more carefully read the thread before I post.

ErrolTheDragon Thu 17-Jan-19 15:42:21

*Floral ...
This is the one to beat...grin

TeaForDad Thu 17-Jan-19 15:45:02

@1april.... April fool.... troll account?

FloralBunting Thu 17-Jan-19 15:53:46

Errol, a cock that big is something every woman would be proud to display where ever she went. I'd struggle to keep hold of it even with two hands.

thefirstmrsdewinter Thu 17-Jan-19 15:57:36

If you don't like non-consensual stuff happening to you good luck with womanhood.

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