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jammydodgerer · 22/04/2018 15:02

on dealing with all the GERFs on twitter

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RatRolyPoly · 23/04/2018 10:50

What's a GERF please? I'm afraid I'm not on Twitter, but the acronym baffled me. Ta!

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HerFemaleness · 23/04/2018 10:52
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0phelia · 23/04/2018 10:52

Grandparent excluding radical feminist?

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Rufustheconstantreindeer · 23/04/2018 10:53

That link said farting blood!!

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PeakPants · 23/04/2018 10:55

What’s a GERF?

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LaSqrrl · 23/04/2018 10:59

Gunna Explain Real Facts?
Gorgeously Eggheaded Radical Feminists?

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Rufustheconstantreindeer · 23/04/2018 10:59

The German Egyptian Research Fund

Thats an actual thing...seems weirdly specific

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HerFemaleness · 23/04/2018 11:00

Op, you should offer them tea with honey.

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RatRolyPoly · 23/04/2018 11:00

Haha, pleased to see I'm not the only one confused!

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AncientLights · 23/04/2018 11:14

Just sitting down to a nice cuppa myself HerFemaleness. However, just the old Yorkshire variety with milk. Not got much milk left come to think of it. Must get out to get some. I don't really do the honey in tea thing, not that I would insult English Breakfast tea with honey of course.

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TERFragetteCity · 23/04/2018 11:17

I'm having a lovely coffee with local honey. It is really good for my hayfever. No sniffles yet, even though there is a field full of oil seed rape flowers across the road from my house.

Chin chin.

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OohMavis · 23/04/2018 11:18

Grey Elephants Rustling in Foliage?

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ErrolTheDragon · 23/04/2018 11:19

Maybe it should be JERF. Jammiedodger Eating Ravenous Female. BiscuitBiscuit

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OohMavis · 23/04/2018 11:21

Gross, Egregiously Repulsive Fart?

Die gerf scum Sad

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0phelia · 23/04/2018 11:22

It'd be funny to see a jammy dodger eating a ravenous female.

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ErrolTheDragon · 23/04/2018 11:23

There should be a hyphen in there, I suppose.

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Greymisty · 23/04/2018 11:23

A jammie came after me once...still got the crumbs to prove it.

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AngryAttackKittens · 23/04/2018 11:31

So, are they all the same person or is it like mice where you see one and there are another 50 hiding in the sideboards? Cast you votes here!

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BlackeyedSusan · 23/04/2018 11:34

ewww, mice are incontinent and shit all over the place.

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AngryAttackKittens · 23/04/2018 11:36

On the plus side, your cheese is safe with our new friends. If you happen to have any goats otoh...

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OohMavis · 23/04/2018 11:38

I read that a lot, that mice are incontinent. And rats. Is that really true?

Having five or six babies at a time must really fuck with their pelvic floor I guess.

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AngryAttackKittens · 23/04/2018 11:41

So anyway, continuing from the last under bridge dweller thread - what goes on crackers? I say it's clearly cheese.

(Also Lapsang Souchong is best cold day tea. Fight me!)

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ErrolTheDragon · 23/04/2018 11:43

Nah, it's male mice too, they just don't have a sphincter. We had one get into our house before we went on holiday once, the little bugger excreted throughout the whole house.

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OohMavis · 23/04/2018 11:45

Entirely depends on the crackers.

Sometimes you can't beat a nice, light cracker with a strong cheddar and a spicy chutney, other times what you need is a cream cracker smothered in salted butter.

I still haven't found the perfect cracker for brie Sad

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ErrolTheDragon · 23/04/2018 11:46

Brie wants crusty baguette really.

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