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‘Lady crisps’

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Flumpernickel Mon 05-Feb-18 10:17:12

What fresh hell is this???

Apologies for the fail link but I am too stingy to pay for online content blush

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5352455/Doritos-launch-lady-friendly-crisps-quieter-crunch.html

Flumpernickel Mon 05-Feb-18 10:17:51

Doritos can fuck right off with this bullshit.

PsychoPumpkin Mon 05-Feb-18 10:18:05

For shame, I have been eating MAN crisps for all these years!

Imfinehowareyou Mon 05-Feb-18 10:19:03

At last! I'm so frightened of loud crunchy crisps and my arms ache carrying the heavy packets.

FairfaxAikman Mon 05-Feb-18 10:23:27

Have I been eating crisps wrong my entire life? I use my mouth, should I have been using my genitals instead?

Flumpernickel Mon 05-Feb-18 10:24:03

The good news is, Ann Widdecombe has come forward to support these gentle lady like snacks for us, no longer do we have to suffer the shame of potentially being confused with men every time we eat crisps from our handbags. Thank god, I almost couldnt go on a moment longer!

Girl Power!

Think I might go write a thank you letter to Doritos in my pink bic ‘for her’ biro.

Flumpernickel Mon 05-Feb-18 10:25:16

grin @Fairfax

Orangesox Mon 05-Feb-18 10:27:18

Good god, I bet you all eat Man Chocolate like Yorkies as well? clutches pearls

grin Lady crisps indeed... do they happen to come in a scented bag so that you can disguise the scent of said crisps? Heaven forfend a passing Man should smell your lady crisps!

eddiemairswife Mon 05-Feb-18 10:30:16

At first I thought it was some kind of pre-April Fool joke.

Meowstro Mon 05-Feb-18 10:30:36

Fantastic, so we can also be seen and not heard. What next? Our messy man biscuits?

Thehairthebod Mon 05-Feb-18 10:31:19

‘They don’t like to crunch too loudly in public. And they don’t lick their fingers generously and they don’t like to pour the little broken pieces and the flavour into their mouth.’

What? I love doing all those things!

This has to be a spoof surely - wasn't their a 'lady ball' thing a couple of years ago which turned out to be a hoax?

AngryAttackKittens Mon 05-Feb-18 10:31:43

So they'll be smaller, taste a bit shit in comparison, and cost more? Like every other "for ladies" product then.

PositivelyPERF Mon 05-Feb-18 10:32:15

The “I’m a laaadddyyyy” brigade will be stocking up on them. 😆

FissionChips Mon 05-Feb-18 10:32:23

I don’t believe it’s real !

MumGoneMild Mon 05-Feb-18 10:33:20

The little broken bits at the end are the best bits!

PositivelyPERF Mon 05-Feb-18 10:33:44

Lady crisps indeed... do they happen to come in a scented bag so that you can disguise the scent of said crisps? Heaven forfend a passing Man should smell your lady crisps that sounds all kinds of wrong! 🤣

RaspberryCheese Mon 05-Feb-18 10:36:27

This is bullshit dressed in marketing. The absolute truth is that they want to sell a smaller bag but at a premium price. Thats the real reason.

Soubriquet Mon 05-Feb-18 10:41:23

Ah jeez they will be low fat and diet crisps won't they?

Ereshkigal Mon 05-Feb-18 10:41:57

The TIMs can have shit lady crisps. I must be a man.

McTufty Mon 05-Feb-18 10:43:47

SMALLER? I eat more crisps than any man I know.

37KAT Mon 05-Feb-18 10:44:52

I might get some for my male colleague who crunches and munches crisps next to me - might quieten him down a bit.

YouCantBeSirius Mon 05-Feb-18 10:47:13

Apparently the packet will be able to fit in a handbag hmm

Elledouble Mon 05-Feb-18 10:47:34

Fuck’s sake. I’ve just angry-crunched my way through a packet of Hula Hoops. If I’m a man now I might start “adjusting” myself in public.

Slitherout Mon 05-Feb-18 10:47:38

They haven't mentioned what lady friendly flavours they'll be offering and how many bag designs will be released. Which handbags will they match, will one match my Orla kiely or do I need a new bag??? My lady brain can't cope!!!!

GoodyMog Mon 05-Feb-18 10:50:57

If they aren't going to crunch does this mean they are going to be stale and soggy? Who the fuck wants non-crunchy crisps?

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