Okay not really, but I came across this improv she did after running into a man in the ladies room backstage and thought it was apropos. Apparently she was so bothered by him that this was the second improv of the night about it.
There was a man... (C sharp) There was a man There was a man backstage I said, a man doing his thing There was a man... ya know? There was a man doing his thing There was a man ah-talking, ah-talking on the phone There was a man Can you believe he was - in the woman's room? And I said, boy I've got to
Spank your ass come here, this is MY room spank that ass Who do you work for? You on my crew? spankin' your ass This is my room, and I almost did A-One, a-Two, a-Three, a-Four... I don't know, what the fuck, shut the door!
There was a man upstairs I looked on the sign and I said 'Amy, that says 'LAY' 'LAY' - not (to) 'lay' - 'DEE' - 'LADY' The lady's room, that's a war room we do our thing Lady's sacred room, boy That's a war room The ladies room, we do our thing It is sacred territory, the Lord can't come in But there was a man on, on the telephone I said boy, I've got to - Come here!
I've got to spank your ass Put your clothes on Spank your ass Naughty boy, you're in the throne room Spankin' that Ass Do you work on my crew, honey? 'Cause if you do you're...