"Mansplaining- the statue"

(44 Posts)
BertrandRussell Fri 20-May-16 16:51:31

Pinched from @gaohmee

hesterton Fri 20-May-16 16:52:41

That is fucking hilarious!!

SpeakNoWords Fri 20-May-16 16:54:58

Ha, that's fantastic! Do you know where it is/who they are (if anyone specific)?

hesterton Fri 20-May-16 17:04:31

It's that pompous, know-all body language the man has, and the resigned fgs-why-don't -you-shut-up look on the woman.

hesterton Fri 20-May-16 17:04:56

We should have a caption competition

thatstoast Fri 20-May-16 17:06:10

Perfect crotch position.

ThatStewie Fri 20-May-16 17:09:38

This made me howl.

Scarydinosaurs Fri 20-May-16 17:10:41

thatstewie oh FANTASTIC!!

hesterton Fri 20-May-16 17:11:44

Him: So, if you let the froth settle for 0.27 of a minute before you do the final swizzle up the middle of the mug, you can make a leaf on the latte.

Her: I said I'm a barrister, not a barista.

ThatStewie Fri 20-May-16 17:11:48

Someone shared it on FB this morning. Have not stopped sniggering.

FreshwaterSelkie Fri 20-May-16 17:14:42

Bwahahaha!

Where do mansplainers get their water?

From a well, actually.

BertrandRussell Fri 20-May-16 17:17:42

it's at the University of the Incarnate Word in Texas

hesterton Fri 20-May-16 17:22:36

Him: I'll do you a favour and tell you the best way to my heart.

Her: No, let me guess. Through your hanky pocket with a bread knife?

hesterton Fri 20-May-16 17:25:38

Him: Oh yes. 96% of women prefer the man on top actually.

Her: Is that why you and your wife sleep in bunk beds?

hesterton Fri 20-May-16 17:26:06

Ok, I'll get me coat.

FictionalCharacter Fri 20-May-16 17:34:10

Wonderful! Is that actually real?

Elledouble Fri 20-May-16 17:43:10

It's not even a good statue! His legs and bum look weird. And he appears to be trying to look down her top.

I like to imagine he's telling her about the book she's reading, and she's waiting for him to pause for breath before she tells him she wrote it.

grimbletart Fri 20-May-16 18:03:41

Him: I'm airing my testicles of objectivity

Her: Ah sorry - was I supposed to be admiring your crotch then?

Lweji Fri 20-May-16 18:09:53

I love the sculptor's explanation.
It's not sexist because I say so. I didn't even realise it was sexist, so, it isn't. What are you women going on about?

PalmerViolet Fri 20-May-16 18:10:27

Him: It's lovely they let you gals from the typing pool sit in the students quad.

Her: I'm teaching your next semester, you shitegobbet.

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

GiddyGiddyGoat Fri 20-May-16 18:14:16

Him: If I stand like this for four hours at a time, alternating which leg is placed on the bench every 22 minutes, it is proven to boost my sperm count by at least 66.66% over a period of 33 days... I can show you the data if you like....?

Her: I've told you before, FUCK OFF or I'm calling the police.

Dozer Fri 20-May-16 18:16:01

Him: How're YOU doing? Wanna head to yoga later? Love it. Am feeling really limber.

Her: watch you don't pop your hip with that lunge.

Dozer Fri 20-May-16 18:17:10

Her: I believe it's the warrior pose, not the dangler.

BertrandRussell Fri 20-May-16 18:32:17

I am equally delighted by The University of the Incarnate Word, to be honest. My brother invented an institution called The West Virginia Anababtist College, and many of his FB friends think he is an alumnus......

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