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Feminist pub no 12: The Bluestocking Returns, this time with goats!

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YonicScrewdriver Sun 05-Oct-14 09:18:45

<loads barrels, fills fridge, feeds goat>

Welcome!

YonicScrewdriver Sun 05-Oct-14 09:20:25

<wonders whether to put the cannon in the beer garden or near the coffee machine>

Dragonlette Sun 05-Oct-14 09:29:27

Yay, a new pub. I think the cannon should be outside, it'd make an awful mess inside what with all the people we have to shoot with it. And the goat should be outside too if we care about the interior at all. Goats eat everything and then poop wherever they want. Not something we want inside a pub.

Zazzles007 Sun 05-Oct-14 09:29:42

How about this for a goatie mascot?

Zazzles007 Sun 05-Oct-14 09:31:07

To deal with all those MRA/misogynists that is grin.

YonicScrewdriver Sun 05-Oct-14 09:39:04

<builds goat pen, positions cannon next to gazebo>

PetulaGordino Sun 05-Oct-14 09:44:11

Thanks for the new pub!

DoctorTwo Sun 05-Oct-14 09:53:44

Hurrah, new pub. Thanks Yonic.

StormyBrid Sun 05-Oct-14 09:54:15

<marks place, pets goat>

UptoapointLordCopper Sun 05-Oct-14 11:06:21

grin

YonicScrewdriver Sun 05-Oct-14 11:13:00

Bollocks, I haven't warmed the oven up for Sunday carvery!

Beef, lamb goat or ham today, sisters/allies?

UptoapointLordCopper Sun 05-Oct-14 12:08:59

Curry please! Just to be difficult.smile

YonicScrewdriver Sun 05-Oct-14 12:14:27

<hands LordC phone and takeaway menu>

UptoapointLordCopper Sun 05-Oct-14 12:28:39

grin

PetulaGordino Sun 05-Oct-14 12:33:12

One of my locals (three pubs in my tiny village) lets you order a takeaway to eat on the premises

BuffyBotRebooted Sun 05-Oct-14 12:50:03

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msrisotto Sun 05-Oct-14 12:52:03

Hello smile

YonicScrewdriver Sun 05-Oct-14 13:02:08

Our local soft play will sell you yogurts and babybels but lets you order food from the bar across the road. Genius.

PetulaGordino Sun 05-Oct-14 13:11:32

Sounds like a win/win for the bar and sod play to me!

PetulaGordino Sun 05-Oct-14 13:11:45

Ahem

Soft play

PetulaGordino Sun 05-Oct-14 14:02:47

I have just noticed that we have a tv channel called "movies4men". It turns out that means endless war and apocalypse films confused

PenguinsIsSleepDeprived Sun 05-Oct-14 14:09:03

Hi all.smile

DemisRoussos Sun 05-Oct-14 14:15:11

Hello everyone

AnnieLobeseder Sun 05-Oct-14 15:29:34

DD1's homework is to write what she would do if she were Prime Minister. She says she would change the way people treat women and poor people. That's my girl! grin

She also says it's Thatcher's fault that there haven't been any women PMs since.... she reckons if Thatcher hadn't been so mean and done a good job, people would have kept voting for women.

PuffinsAreFicticious Sun 05-Oct-14 15:38:31

A new pub! With cannons and goats and feminism! Huzzah!

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