Crappiest facebook picture yet?

(20 Posts)
badinage Sun 10-Feb-13 02:45:23

Oh I can believe a woman posted this alright. I've responded to similar piles of shite yesterday and today on this site, never mind Facebook.

It does make me glad I don't 'do' Facebook though. I'd have to 'friend' a load of people I'm on nodding terms with, or even have a cordial relationship with because they are parents of the kids' pals or distant colleagues. And I can imagine a few of them sending this absolute rot around like a virus. Trouble is, once I'd seen it, I'd have to say something - and 'unfriend' them or block them or something. And from what I've seen, people get very uppity about that, like it's the most offensive thing in the world to airbrush them from your cyberworld.

PretzelTime Sat 09-Feb-13 21:13:35

I feel so sorry for gay couples, and feminine men + masculine women, they will never experience real romance and of course no sexsad

ashesgirl Sat 09-Feb-13 20:56:37

How on earth can you be fulfilled without a masculine man to ravish you? Christ on a bike. I'm about to tip over the edge today. Off to read my romance novel to fill the hollowing ache.

MrsWolowitzerables Fri 08-Feb-13 19:55:04

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piprabbit Fri 08-Feb-13 19:28:50

Do a lot of men yearn to feel a woman's "back pressed against his chest"? Is this a Friday bumsex thread?

PretzelTime Fri 08-Feb-13 19:27:54

Yes Missy, there will be no need for reading, TV, shopping, eating chocolate or other types of entertainment with the right Mr Manly around. You'll just stare at him adoringly all day long.

Portofino Fri 08-Feb-13 19:23:55

I am getting old and belligerant and always post rude replies to this sort of stuff.

Foggles Fri 08-Feb-13 19:20:48

<weeps uncontrollably>

NeedlesCuties Fri 08-Feb-13 19:16:58

It is so flowery and a bit woo.

Is your friend usually like that?

That is hilarious, it was a joke post.......right? confused

This bit is my particular favourite - In their need for relief from the hollowing ache and their longing to be ravished by a masculine man in love, they search in vain for ways to fill the romantic void. Romance novels, comfort foods, shopping sprees, chocolate, and TV can only assuage a woman for so long.

Just so very wise and insightful, I thought I was happily married but still go shopping and eat chocolate so its inspired me to LTB for someone so much more manly to protect my little feminine self, as DH obviously isn't doing a good enough job.

PretzelTime Fri 08-Feb-13 19:08:20

What it's actually saying is that women need unequal relationships with macho warrior men or they'll get all hysterical and weep and get fat. So the text need to add some feminine Venus energy talk or else it would sound a bit...unappealing. grin

MrsWolowitzerables Fri 08-Feb-13 19:03:41

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ThinkAboutItOnBoxingDay Fri 08-Feb-13 19:01:09

Are you sure your friend wasn't posting it in a mocking tone? I can only imagine it ever being laughed at.

MidnightMasquerader Fri 08-Feb-13 18:57:50

This was posted by a woman??!!? shock

<hoots>

PretzelTime Fri 08-Feb-13 18:40:16

Yes I'm sure that the wives of Roman soldiers, Nazi generals etc were the happiest women ever.

Who need rights and respect and real love anyway?

MrsWolowitzerables Fri 08-Feb-13 18:32:33

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WilsonFrickett Fri 08-Feb-13 18:30:31

My eyes! My eyes!

Please tell me you've defriended this font of wisdom. Or I'll become angry and act out...

Scootee Fri 08-Feb-13 18:04:18

Do you need to go on Facebook?

MrsWolowitzerables Fri 08-Feb-13 17:46:54

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MrsWolowitzerables Fri 08-Feb-13 17:45:10

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