How to be a good and happy housewife article

[PixieHot]

How to be a good and happy housewife article

'The good housewife needs to maintain a good appearance and do not repeat the mistakes of some women who after the marriage lose their attraction.'

[PaleHousewifeOfCumbriaCounty]

Hahahahahahahaha nobody show this to Mr PaleHousewife please!

[FlyOverTheMistletoe]

Pixie I've been poorly all day. Thanks for posting that - it really made me laugh !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[PixieHot]

And I didn't even quote the worst bit...

[PixieHot]

Fly , I hope you're fully recovered now.

[UptoapointLordCopper]

I recommend clicking on the "book" link.

[tribpot]

'You can also have hobbies' - that's fucking generous.

Confused though - the housewife spends "all [her] day cleaning and tidying up" yet is also learning to cook, shag and plan birthdays. How is she doing this? Does she do 12 hours of cleaning and 12 hours of shagging-cooking-planning? I think we should be told!

[PaleHousewifeOfCumbriaCounty]

I suppose one could multitask?!

[ZZZenAgain]

perhaps she asks her dh to write her a schedule

[WiseKneeHair]

I think I've just time travelled back to the 1950's.

[LynetteScavo]

so, basically you have to be a good cook, and a good shag.

[PaleHousewifeOfCumbriaCounty]

And not physically repulsive, i think.

[PaleHousewifeOfCumbriaCounty]

And not physically repulsive, i think.

[ashesgirl]

I thought this was going to be 1950s article but it was written last year?? Is it a wind up?

[ZZZenAgain]

that's it.
Good in the kitchen, good in bed and good to look upon.

And you can also have hobbies if you like.

[Sunnywithshowers]

Maybe we should email the company and remind them that a) we don't live in the 1950's and b) the article is offensive?

[tribpot]

I'll have to ask my DH to find out if I'm allowed to send emails.

[grimbletart]

It has to be a wind-up.

[julz09]

Am i right in thinking it was man that wrote this? Looks like a man in the photo. Sounds like something dh would write.

[StuntGirl]

This article is like, two weeks old. It's tone and style is like something from the fifties. They do know April Fool's Day is months off, right??

[ashesgirl]

Ok, we have to get in touch with him! What a shame there's no comments area on this article

[ashesgirl]

He has a twitter page!

[noisytoys]

This is so funny

[Anniegetyourgun]

Thank God I'm divorced, I can be as physically repulsive as I like. Which is just as well, really.

[Nuttyprofessor]

I emailed him earlier asking for a quote for a time machine to go back to the 50s he replied that he agreed it is a terrible article he should have vetted it, it will be removed.

[tribpot]

Wow, so he's not the author?