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Brighten your Vagina

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mignonette Thu 01-Nov-12 07:50:03

Dull, dank, autumnal genitalia? Fed up of sweeping dead leaves out of it?
Then try this -

Currently being peddled to women in countries such as the Philippines and Thailand, this mild bleaching genital wash will have you looking porn star pristine and ready for that iphone close up.

Horrid, just horrid...

Salbertina Thu 01-Nov-12 07:51:52

Omg! angry

WereTricksPotter Thu 01-Nov-12 07:53:35

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

ScarahScreams Thu 01-Nov-12 08:03:34

That is simply awful.

Where are the products for guys to "lighten" their dicks ?

mignonette Thu 01-Nov-12 08:11:10

I have spotted a gap in the market all thanks to you SarahScreams. Some scrotum's can clash awfully with one's bedroom decor.

TeiTetua Thu 01-Nov-12 12:51:21

Once you get that nasty hair off, you have to start dealing with the skin tone.

DiamondDoris Thu 01-Nov-12 13:23:11

If idiots want to buy it.... oh, and lactic acid causes stinging.

CookingFunt Fri 02-Nov-12 14:00:01

Oh I just want to bang my head repeatedly off the table.

FastidiaBlueberry Fri 02-Nov-12 15:22:04

Isn't it scrota?

Sorry. I'll get my coat.

mignonette Fri 02-Nov-12 15:24:06

I didn't know that Fastidia - thought 'scrotums' sounded clumsy! smile

Why is it any different to fake tanning?

Or real tanning?

mignonette Fri 02-Nov-12 15:25:44

Apparently women in countries such as Thailand are made to feel that their genitalia 'should' be pristinely pale and the company selling this crap exploits this anxiety of theirs.

mignonette Fri 02-Nov-12 15:26:33

Because it is equated with cleanliness and how genitalia should be pleasing to the eye; pale= good

FromEsme Fri 02-Nov-12 15:28:34

Also, what is this bollocks at the top that "sweat" and "friction" from clothing causes your vulva to darken?

What a load of crap?

It's different to tanning because in many countries people (mainly women) are made to feel that the whiter they are the better they are. It's less to do with cosmetic appeal and more to do with race.

OneMoreChap Fri 02-Nov-12 15:31:09

isn't this another porn related thing. ISTR a load of fuss about anal bleaching (Cosmo link)... what the bloody hell is your arse meant to look like?

It's awful.

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