Lad's magazines are the curse of the nation
Because they promote your objectification.
Some see these comics as sex education
But they are notorious for misinformation.
Lads may end up with ideas quite perverted
So you should make sure that your needs are asserted.
Internet porn always gives him a thrill
So he needs to know if it makes you feel ill.
In lapdancing clubs there's a lot to discover
So make sure the facts are known to his mother.
Getting a boob job, he thinks, is your duty
But you should rejoice in your natural beauty.
Stockings are one of his favourite sights
But sensible women prefer to wear tights.
He's got this idea you should shave down below
But that is the time you should tell him to go.
Your lad has a plan but you know that he's wrong
And telling him so will make you feel strong.
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David51 · 09/03/2011 09:41
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