Sex in the grass would it be dangerous if a insect went in my vagina

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Cazz10 Fri 29-Jun-18 01:34:31

This probly sounds so silly..but earlier we were out walking and ended up in a field having sex afterwards i noticed a slug on his body but i hadnt even taught of the possibility that anything could go inside me.. there was lots of grass etc now im worried something might have found its way in.. would it be dangerous if it did

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HirplesWithHaggis Fri 29-Jun-18 01:43:30

I think you would notice anything inside you, and if by some weird chance you hadn't, it would be removed from your body by your natural secretions. And his if you didn't use a condom Vanishingly unlikely to pass your cervix.

[Insert joke about maintaining your lady garden should anything take root]

Battleax Fri 29-Jun-18 01:43:40

People have been having open air sex for hundreds of years. We’d have heard about it if it was especially treacherous.

TooTrueToBeGood Fri 29-Jun-18 02:02:00

I'm sure most insects have survived worse but it's nice of you to worry about them.

Battleax Fri 29-Jun-18 02:06:23

Too 😂

avamiah Fri 29-Jun-18 02:08:47

Where was the slug?😬

ShamelesslyPlacemarking Fri 29-Jun-18 02:16:49

Far more dangerous for the adventurous critter than the adventurous copulator.

Cazz10 Fri 29-Jun-18 02:18:06

I know im way over reacting but just a really silly taught that crossed my mind 😕

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Battleax Fri 29-Jun-18 02:23:29

I know but I don’t think you need to worry as long as you avoid red ants.

TooTrueToBeGood Fri 29-Jun-18 02:46:29

I know but I don’t think you need to worry as long as you avoid red ants.

Whereas dung beatles could be a win-win all round.

Battleax Fri 29-Jun-18 02:48:56

Dung beetles are well known prudes.

QueenoftheNights Fri 29-Jun-18 10:26:51

If this is for real....

Are you sure that was a slug you saw? grin

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