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I promised DP a blowy tonight...

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GwarchodwrPlant Mon 26-Oct-09 23:08:57

And I'm sitting here pretending to be busy and hoping he will just fall asleep. Can you help me wangle out of it please or just keep me entertained long enough for me to hear snoring....

FluffyPumpkins Mon 26-Oct-09 23:11:00

dont make promises your not going to keep grin

paisleyleaf Mon 26-Oct-09 23:13:26

I just knew Sarah Brown was a mnetter - I just didn't know who it was til now.

corblimeymadam Mon 26-Oct-09 23:14:10

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GwarchodwrPlant Mon 26-Oct-09 23:14:36

It sounded like a good idea at the time. I sold myself for a cup of tea and for him to bring the washing in off the line!!! What am I to do?!?!?

ninah Mon 26-Oct-09 23:15:46

ask him to decide what kind of biscuit to have with the tea ...

willitknockmyteethout Mon 26-Oct-09 23:15:59

it sounds like he doesn't get one often.. in that case it could be over in seconds...
don't be a tease... do the deed...

corblimeymadam Mon 26-Oct-09 23:16:17

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GwarchodwrPlant Mon 26-Oct-09 23:17:30


kneedeepinthedirtylaundry Mon 26-Oct-09 23:18:04

My DH suggests eating raw chillies, then, part way through saying, theatrically, "oh no, I forgot!"

SolidGhoulBrass Mon 26-Oct-09 23:19:45

Got any brandy or creme de menthe in the house? Pour yourself a small glassful and take it into the bedroom, then before you actually lock your lips round the love muscle, take a sip of the spirit and hold it in your mouth. Has a nice tingling effect on him and improves the taste experience for you.

VicarInaBooTu Mon 26-Oct-09 23:21:11

now thats one ill remember SGB!

im on a promise tongiht but the cat got out...cant possibly go to bed until she is home safe! lol

corblimeymadam Mon 26-Oct-09 23:21:35

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BiteOfFun Mon 26-Oct-09 23:21:56

You will never get a cup of tea again if you don't oblige- can't you put a nice dvd on and keep half an eye on that?

LadyEvenstarsCauldren Mon 26-Oct-09 23:31:23

SGB wine works as well ...... errrr so I am told grin

corblimeymadam Mon 26-Oct-09 23:31:58

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lou33 Mon 26-Oct-09 23:32:22

bubbly is good too

FluffyPumpkins Mon 26-Oct-09 23:34:01

pmsl at sexcetera..
really? does anyone watch that.

corblimeymadam Mon 26-Oct-09 23:35:52

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lou33 Mon 26-Oct-09 23:45:26

anything fizzy is ok, use lemonade instead

BiteOfFun Mon 26-Oct-09 23:49:31

Don't use mouthwash btw. It can end very badly 22:36

JustAnotherManicMummy Mon 26-Oct-09 23:53:06

Cup of tea and washing off the line? I'd have held out for a little more myself... maybe a month of tea and washing?

Could you pretend and that he obviously misheard you if he thought it was one cup of tea and one lot of washing? wink

BiteOfFun Tue 27-Oct-09 00:01:57

Does this work?

GwarchodwrPlant Tue 27-Oct-09 10:01:14

Yes I sold myself short didn't I? (note to self- a hot chocolate and a bag of twiglets might be more worthwhile)

As it happened ladies DP was snoring soundly when I slunk back into bed at midnight even though in anticipation of the act I had squirted a dollop of toothpaste in my mouth as 'treat' for DP (didn't have any creme de menthe i'm afraid but nice tip!)

Thank God Dp got up late this morning and had to rush off!

Vicarinabootu- did the cat come home? wink

IMoveTheStarsForNoOne Tue 27-Oct-09 10:07:40

Thanks for the link BoF. Trust shiney

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