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Tony Parsons begone from this board!

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midnightexpress Thu 18-Sep-08 22:16:04

How dare they advertise Tony Parsons on the Adult Fiction board topics?

I HATE his plodding old crap.

All that shoite about the sisters and their experiences of having or not having children. It's RUBBISH.

Go away.

Thank you.

janeite Thu 18-Sep-08 22:21:02

Oh he's dreadful isn't he? So smug and "aren't I clever and amusing"-ish. can't stand him.

themildmanneredjanitor Thu 18-Sep-08 22:23:17

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charitas Thu 18-Sep-08 22:23:52

I see the words Tony Parsons and think that's why Julie Birchall is a lesbian, every time without fail he's wingey fake metroemoting blokiness is not literature it's having a moan in chapters.

BroccoliSpears Thu 18-Sep-08 22:24:01

Was he the Round Ireland with a Fridge chap?

solidgoldbrass Thu 18-Sep-08 22:24:41

ANother vote for slamming his smug face into a brick wall a few times... what an utter, utter, knobend. Without a fucking clue. I really hate men who make a big deal about how much they 'understand' women when they don't. What they mean is, 'Hey, woman, just do what I say and suck my dick and worship me, that's what feminism really means...'

midnightexpress Thu 18-Sep-08 22:28:52

solidgoldbrass you said it so much better than me grin

Oh I feel better knowing that there are other people who feel the same way as me. It was my guilty secret (I used to work for his publishers).

Broccoli, no that's that comedian bloke isn't it? Whatsisname. Can't remember. That bloke who was n I'mSorry I haven't a Clue sometimes. Tony Parsons is that tosspot old music hack who was married to Julie Burchill.

themildmanneredjanitor Thu 18-Sep-08 22:29:17

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midnightexpress Thu 18-Sep-08 22:30:17

No, not Jeremy Hardy. Oh what's his name? Damn.

midnightexpress Thu 18-Sep-08 22:30:49

Thank you tmmj

BroccoliSpears Thu 18-Sep-08 22:45:50

Oh, HIM! I read Man & Boy years ago.

His Amazon reviews aren't very impressive.

moondog Thu 18-Sep-08 22:51:10

'every time without fail he's wingey fake metroemoting blokiness '

Well said Charitas. He's awful.
And have you heard him speak??? Reedy, nasal and whiny. God when he was married to Burchill it must have been simultaneous auditory hell.

SummerLightning Fri 19-Sep-08 09:47:42

I didn't know he was married to Julie Burchill, or that Julie Burchill is a lesbian!
Hate the both of 'em though (Julie Birchill more though, to be fair)

Marina Fri 19-Sep-08 10:10:05

Could not agree more. He really is a dismal little man

northernrefugee39 Fri 19-Sep-08 10:11:15

He is gahstly yes I agree.
(Julie Burchill was a lesbian, but has a younger bf atm I think...I think she's bi, but I may be wrong....

Marina Fri 19-Sep-08 10:13:07

"Have no original thoughts. Will plagiarise"

hoxtonchick Fri 19-Sep-08 10:13:10

julie b married the brother of her lesbian lover didn't she?

Marina Fri 19-Sep-08 10:13:32

Yes, that's right hoxty

hoxtonchick Fri 19-Sep-08 10:14:57

<<phew>> gossip-o-meter intact . how are you marina?

EffiePerine Fri 19-Sep-08 10:15:43

Dreadful, self-obsessed wank.

TheDuchessOfNork Fri 19-Sep-08 10:18:26

Arr, he be a scurvy dog.

Marina Fri 19-Sep-08 10:40:09

Be ye partaking of Talk Like a Pirate Day, me pretty wench?

Cies Fri 19-Sep-08 10:48:46

I agree. I never understood how Man and boy came to be one of those books that were popular for ages.

Marina Fri 19-Sep-08 10:56:00

Him and John Farrell both Cies <vom>

NorbertDentressangle Fri 19-Sep-08 10:59:20

rofl at moondog's "God when he was married to Burchill it must have been simultaneous auditory hell. "

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