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its time to lose weight when.............

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anniebear Mon 21-Mar-05 12:11:30

your Knickers roll down!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

also when you sit on a toilet in public loo's and the sanitory disposal thing digs right into your thigh!!!!!!!!

Come on, I can't be the only on?!!!

Anymore you can think of????

vict17 Mon 21-Mar-05 12:13:12

you weigh more that you did 2 weeks after your 11 month was born!!

nikcola Mon 21-Mar-05 12:15:50

no sanitory disposal thing happens to me too

anniebear Mon 21-Mar-05 12:21:42

A bit off the subject but still funny......

I remember at WW one week the leader suggested all having our photo's taken, put them away in a box and at Christmas we could get them out.

Quick as a flash I shouted out "and look at say, wow, was I really that thin"!!!!!!!!!

Think we were meant to see how much weight we had lost!!

Poor woman, she was trying to inspire everyone but didn't stand a chance with me there!!!!!

handlemecarefully Mon 21-Mar-05 12:26:26

When your flab wobbles when you drive over a bump in the road

nikcola Mon 21-Mar-05 15:10:25

Dior Mon 21-Mar-05 20:14:14

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MunchedTooManyMarsLady Mon 21-Mar-05 20:18:14

the DTs attempt to breastfeed by attaching themselves to your stomach

linnywith2 Mon 21-Mar-05 22:20:39

when you pull up your zipper and catch your tummy in them.. OUCH (am speking from experience here)

Evesmama Mon 21-Mar-05 22:27:03

when dd point to the roll of flab on my inner thigh whilst in bath and says "boobies"

handlemecarefully Tue 22-Mar-05 09:39:00

When dd pats your ample tummy and says 'wobble, wobble, wobble'

MarmaladeSun Tue 22-Mar-05 11:42:47

When you can'tsit in the swing at the local park without the chains digging right into your hips.

Evesmama Tue 22-Mar-05 14:41:27

when you can wedge the stretchy skirt back of your ample arse in a communal changing rooms and when you eventually do, your knickers come down too just happend today

gingerbear Tue 22-Mar-05 15:09:56

when you try to go down the slide in the park and get stuck at the top

and (hate this one) your elasticated waist trousers ride up to just under your bust!

gingerbear Tue 22-Mar-05 15:11:12

You have to switch to elasticated waists from zips in the first place!!!!!!

Evesmama Tue 22-Mar-05 15:11:49

your belly rests on your thighs when you sat here typing away

Dahlia Tue 22-Mar-05 15:13:34

Kaftans look trendy and appealing to you.....

gingerbear Tue 22-Mar-05 15:17:15

the word bikini strikes the fear of God in you

gingerbear Tue 22-Mar-05 15:17:54

You have booked up for the South Yorks Spa day in April !

Dahlia Tue 22-Mar-05 15:21:52

You have shares in Miss Mary of Sweden

handlemecarefully Tue 22-Mar-05 20:41:05

But gingerbear - you eat mung beans. You should be really thin

gingerbear Wed 23-Mar-05 11:19:18

hahaha HMC!

Why do mung beans make you thin then? Or is that a Dr Gillian thing??

Bouj Wed 23-Mar-05 11:41:23

you wonder where all your clothes went, then you realise they are still there, but you can't get them past your ankles...

handlemecarefully Wed 23-Mar-05 13:01:33

There very healthy gingerbear - as an ageing hippy you should know that! (your words not mine)

They also have a low glycaemic index. I'm thinking of going GI (as in a dietary approach)

gingerbear Wed 23-Mar-05 13:26:04

I just bought the Food Doctor book - some good GI stuff in there. I made an aduki bean, green bean and feta stir fry last night - sounds odd but it was yum. And filling!

Might have to try it with mung beans

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