The Fringe Diet

[50shadesofbeige]

So after much deliberation I got my hair cut yesterday and decided to have a fringe 'for a change' and my stylist exclaimed you look like the actress from fifty shades of grey! So I googled and there is a passing 'squint with your glasses off' resemblance but hers looks so much better. Disgustingly because her face is thinner than mine and all her outfits suit the insouciantly cool tousled look. My face meanwhile resembles the moon and all my clothes, being two sizes too small, don't sway but cling as every move stretches them harder at the seams 🤦🏼‍♀️

Therefore have decided to embark on a diet to lose the three stone I've piled on since I left university and shacked up with a skinny feeder and get back into my size 8 clothes which are languishing in my wardrobe.

I fully anticipate being stick thin and having a Dom lick ice cream out my belly button in a matter of months...

[thenewaveragebear1983]

And how are you getting on?

I’ve been thinking of getting my fringe cut back in.....I need to keep reminding myself that it’s taken a year to grow it out!