That might help others? I'll start....
- deciding who to invite is by far the most stressful part. And the two most controversial elements of the guest list are Children and Cousins.
- the more loudly someone protests that "it's your wedding, you must do what you want", the more of their own agenda they'll then try and push on you.
- trying on wedding dresses isn't particularly magical or emotional. It's mostly standing in front of strangers in your knickers before being bundled into a weird lampshade/sofa-type construction two sizes larger than you'd normally wear, that then won't do up.
- 99.999% of websites that appear to sell a wide range of reasonably priced bridesmaids' dresses turn out to be based in China and have review ratings of 1/5.
- the existence of the 0.00001% of websites that do not conform to the above very much depends on your definition of "wide range" and "reasonably priced".
- wedding DJs do not like references to cringey patter.
- you are expected to develop opinions about things like whether your cake table is round or square.
- everyone hates hen dos, until it's your turn to have one and you say you don't want one.
Anyone else?
