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Noisy baby toys! Which are the worst

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LIVIA999 Mon 05-Nov-18 13:27:04

My best friend has a 6 month old and after 14 years of her gleefully finding the biggest most annoying toys she could for my children I am desperate to get my own back.
What are the current most ear shattering noisy toys ( preferably plastic with flashing lights) that you can buy now.
I remember vtech baby walkers were pretty appalling when mine were small.

Sjjr23 Mon 05-Nov-18 13:38:22

Following with interest, I'm in a similar situation smile

LIVIA999 Tue 06-Nov-18 18:23:52

Might just be us @Sjjr23
I'm thinking the pink vtech walker looks horrific so might go for that

Sjjr23 Sat 10-Nov-18 11:11:07

I'm bumping this as I refuse to believe we are the only 2 vengeful people on here grin

PivotPivotPIVOTTT Sat 10-Nov-18 11:13:43

My 18 month is currently playing on her Vtech bounce and spin frog. It's very noisy I have the subtitles on TV . The volume has 2 settings though so she can always just switch it offgrin

LIVIA999 Sun 11-Nov-18 18:01:18

Seems like vetch is the best/worst gift to give

Rabbitykins55 Sun 11-Nov-18 18:04:03

Lamaze Sunny Rabbit. It doesn't have an off button 😡

RuskBaby Sun 11-Nov-18 18:06:56

The fisher price cookie jar is awful! One of those that the song gets stuck in your head.

sevenwallflowers Sun 11-Nov-18 18:13:50

To be honestly they're all horrendous after a while. The worst we have is a flashing drum kit and keyboard combination. It's so loud 🙉

TheBrilloPad Sun 11-Nov-18 18:22:58

Ahhhh. You need to speak to my father about this. He relishes in finding the gifts parents dread and gives them to my children every year. The highlight was when he bought them an indoor rollercoaster and an electric car the year I lived in a tiny two bed flat.
V tech is totally the way to go. I still have the cookie jar songs in my head, and all the vtech toot toot cars are appalling too. Sometimes they go off in the middle of the night and I have a heart attack, which is an added joy.

TheBrilloPad Sun 11-Nov-18 18:23:58

Also, FWIW, wait til the kid gets older. Buy them a violin. It's the ultimate way to win the game.

BackIntoTheSun Sun 11-Nov-18 18:28:18

The Fisher Price laugh and learn puppy has the most irritating squeaky voice and haunts my nightmares

lovewatchingrainfall Sun 11-Nov-18 18:34:50

Toot toot!! The stuff drives me insane... Yes the spinny frog thing.. the pink walker was not too bad as it can be turned off.

Joinourclub Sun 11-Nov-18 18:38:23

Anything vetch did my head in! Especially the toot toot vehicles which would suddenly start singing from the bottom of the toy box at random times for no reason.

PivotPivotPIVOTTT Sun 11-Nov-18 18:41:21

I've bought mine the cookie jar for Christmas. I can still remember the song from when my 7 year old had it at the same age. I don't remember it being that bad oh dear grin

Creepyexgirlfriend Sun 11-Nov-18 18:45:13

This! Really bloody annoying.

Creepyexgirlfriend Sun 11-Nov-18 18:45:31

It’s a V Tech, by the way.

Creepyexgirlfriend Sun 11-Nov-18 18:47:44

www.amazon.co.uk/Early-Learning-Centre-Singing-Maracas/dp/B07F41Z5FK?tag=mumsnetforum-21

Or these, Holy Mother of God, the noise.

DwangelaForever Sun 11-Nov-18 18:59:39

Did you go for the Pink VTec walker? It's horrendous

"Welcome to our learning farm we have lots to show you" is the most horrendous song.

My in laws (FIL, BIL & SIL) have all bought my 2 year old the most horrendously noisy toys for her birthday a few weeks ago

Leapfrog count along til with the worst song "In the dairy aisle I'm shopping along in the dairy aisle, look what I've found"

And not one but two Phonetics toys, one shaped like an apple and another one which is like an orchastra and the letters sing their sound angry

jmscp2015 Sun 11-Nov-18 19:15:54

My daughter presses the 'hang up' button over and over and over on her V Tech walker... (You know where the phone used to be as after 5 minutes it's lost anyway.)

"Thanks for calling" sometimes not even being able to finish her sentence... on a loop for 15 minutes, it's delightful.

Deffo get the pink walker 

PivotPivotPIVOTTT Sun 11-Nov-18 19:21:24

Oh also remembered this. It plays the same couple of tunes and lights up. Very noisy. I got it for about £20/£30 not $99.00 dollars I just clicked the first link. It changes for when the baby is standing so lasts a long time.

PivotPivotPIVOTTT Sun 11-Nov-18 19:22:30

www.lamkins.com.sg/fisher-price-grow-with-gym-p-5128.html

I had Vtech walkers for both of mine and never put batteries in either too lazy. I feel like I've missed out grin

Figmentofimagination Sun 11-Nov-18 19:42:01

Anything v tech, the walker, the toot toot cars and buildings. We also have this steering wheel to attach to a pram. My DS loves pressing the same music button over and over and over and over and over and over again. Early Learning Centre Figurines (Lights and Sounds Buggy Driver) https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0063DEIQK/ref=cmsww_rcpp_api_4wi6BbQP06S31

toomanyeastereggsurghh Sun 11-Nov-18 20:16:12

Vtech little singing Alfie Bear - that thing used to drive me completely insane!

WoodpeckersAreWood Sun 11-Nov-18 20:22:24

Hello puppy c-calling do you want to play with me

Let’s have fun together while we learn our ABC

8 fucking years ago. 8 years.

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