I voted for Cameron. The idea of forcing the Queen, who has never put a foot wrong in decades, to be constitutionally compelled to regularly meet a man who looked like his parents were a space hopper and Mr Soft (Millaband) seemed a cruel think to do. However, like the vast majority of the electorate I simply had no idea that Dave was carnally familiar with pigs and had submitted to an orgasmic state within one so as to comply with some nightmarish initiation requirement of some decidedly shady exclusive and nonsensical Oxford society. I don't know which is more harrowing- that he ejaculated within the severed head of a non-human or that he did it with OTHER PEOPLE IN THE ROOM. One imagines there was probably cheering. the horror, the horror. So now, in her autumn years, our Monarch, whose knees have never buckled and whose gripes never been voiced has to meet a man who has indulged in cum qua fornicati sunt porcum. Oh and he is related to her too. That must be quite awkward. I nearly wished Id voted Lib Dem. Nearly.
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Is there a presedent for a serving Monarch having weekly meetings with a PM accused of beastality
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FootprintsOnMarble · 23/09/2015 23:23
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