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Knickers at night pervert

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BottleBeach · 09/11/2017 00:49

Please stop this one before anyone else feeds his wank bank?

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/3082212-To-ask-if-you-wear-knickers-to-bed

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oldlaundbooth · 09/11/2017 00:50

Bump

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Pandoraphile · 09/11/2017 00:52

OFFS it was a genuine question!

I don't wear knickers to bed, my mother told me not to.

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Pandapenguin · 09/11/2017 00:53

I commented on it and reported it. @OP why does your username sound like pedophile?

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BottleBeach · 09/11/2017 00:54

Pardon?

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BottleBeach · 09/11/2017 00:55

Pandapenguin, perhaps you meant to direct that to Pandoraphile?

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Pandapenguin · 09/11/2017 00:56

@bottlebeach sorry, not you OP. I meant the OP who started the thread. Sorry: just sick of the weird threads like the knickers one on here lately. Turns my stomach.

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Pandapenguin · 09/11/2017 00:56

@bottlebeach cross post yes that's what i meant sorry :-(

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Badandboujee · 09/11/2017 00:57

Omg I'm so mortified. It was a genuine post. My username is a song title that I like that's all. I'm a (currently very embarrassed) 40 year old straight woman!

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BottleBeach · 09/11/2017 00:57

Pandoraphile, what makes you so confident it’s genuine, and what makes you think anyone on this thread cares what you wear to bed?

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Battleax · 09/11/2017 00:58

Panda are you talking to Pandora or to Bottle?

Because being a pandora-phile is nothing like being a paedophile (can't believe I'm having to explain this).

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Pandapenguin · 09/11/2017 00:59

@pandoraphile so now you're bad and you're boojee ok. I don't believe your thread was genuine. Bye!

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Battleax · 09/11/2017 01:00
Confused
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BottleBeach · 09/11/2017 01:01

No worries Panda- for a moment there I was looking for hidden meanings in my name I had overlooked!

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Badandboujee · 09/11/2017 01:02

Im not pandoraphile!

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BottleBeach · 09/11/2017 01:03

Pandoraphile and Badandboujee- ok, sure, whatever.

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Pandapenguin · 09/11/2017 01:05

@pandoraphile and @badandboujee oh im sorry, should i address you as 'knickers at night pervert'? Because that was your thread. I know exactly what you are.

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Badandboujee · 09/11/2017 01:06

My original thread was deleted, does this mean my account gets suspended? Can I contact the support team to make my case? This is bloody typical, I get myself in trouble without even trying.

To be fair I can see reading it cold why people thought what they thought.

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ANightWatcher · 09/11/2017 01:08

Your threads been deleted you haven't been banned. They're very different things 😊

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BottleBeach · 09/11/2017 01:09

Thank you ANightWatcher

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Battleax · 09/11/2017 01:11

Panda you're being ridiculous.

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Badandboujee · 09/11/2017 01:12

Thanks, I'm new to this so I'm not 100% on how it works. I'm never starting a thread again! I've just realised if I comment on any other threads I'll be known as the knickers pervert. Can't even figure out how to do the embarrassed emoji I'm so flustered now!

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JaneJeffer · 09/11/2017 01:14

You have now entered The Twilight Zone Confused

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Pandapenguin · 09/11/2017 01:16

@badandboujee but could you not change your username, like you did 5 minutes ago? I know you're new and flussstered but you knew how to do that already so i'm sure you'll be fine. Good luck with the knicker questions in future

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oldlaundbooth · 09/11/2017 01:19

Actually quite funny really Grin

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Badandboujee · 09/11/2017 01:19

Panda, I have one username. I'm not posting as anyone else. This was a genuine (non pervy) fuckup.

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