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RandomMess Sun 15-Mar-20 13:40:01

I am wondering if in fact the felines have taken over the world to arrange that their slaves are on hand 24/7...

In a cruel twist those slaves and potential slaves that are allergic to them are least likely to still be around to carry on duties sad

They have taken their world domination too far, I am not convinced our urgent order of specialist cat food will make it to us in time!!! Again could it to be ensure it's tinned tuna and cooked pure meat all the way...

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Toddlerteaplease Sun 15-Mar-20 15:08:01

I think you might be on to something....

Fluffycloudland77 Sun 15-Mar-20 16:24:11

Mind you they won’t like it if we lose our houses 😟.

TurkeyBasterHopeItWorks Sun 15-Mar-20 16:26:27

Hmmm....You could be right! Sounds very suspicious the more I think about it!

RandomMess Sun 15-Mar-20 16:55:29

Mine have calculated that there will be 5 humans home all day under quarantine to only 2 cats and no doubt they will tolerate the dog having some attention...

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Want2beme Thu 19-Mar-20 00:10:42

I'm outnumbered by 3 to 1. Do you think they will take pity on me? Afterall, I have served them for many years. I do have reserves of tuna in spring water. Maybe they will slow mercyshock

Want2beme Thu 19-Mar-20 00:11:28


Grumpyoldpersonwithcats Thu 19-Mar-20 09:02:33

Mine are already hoarding

(Sadly that's only a week's worth of food for the four of them)

Susiesue61 Thu 19-Mar-20 09:12:02

Mine's unimpressed that we're disturbing his all day sleeping 🤔

RandomMess Thu 19-Mar-20 10:26:50

One of ours has been renamed Dick.

Setting up to WFH yesterday evening was horrifically stressful of course the feline assistance was most helpful hmm

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MaidenMotherCrone Thu 19-Mar-20 10:45:21

Blame this one. I think she masterminded the whole thing!

RandomMess Thu 19-Mar-20 10:46:54

She really does have the look...

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MaidenMotherCrone Thu 19-Mar-20 11:01:50

The look and the attitude! She doesn't have a sweet bone in her body. She can make you feel completely inadequate as a person with just a glance and I'm sure she enjoys it.

Want2beme Thu 19-Mar-20 14:35:18

MaidenMotherCrone that's a look an' a halfgrin. Maybe we should send the heavies in??

Want2beme Thu 19-Mar-20 14:37:50

One of mine has the look as well. I'm very afraidshock

scrambledeggsandbeans Thu 19-Mar-20 14:50:55

This made me laugh

MaidenMotherCrone Thu 19-Mar-20 16:59:46


They are Bond villains both of them. I think they are in communication, I felt ashamed for looking into the eyes of your's.

ClientQueen Thu 19-Mar-20 17:07:31

Mine is raging. He keeps coming in different rooms to see if I'm still there, sighing and walking back out. It's like living with Kevin the teenager. I've RUINED HIS ENTIRE LIFE

Fluffycloudland77 Thu 19-Mar-20 17:11:22

Ours had a sigh and a look that said “I wish they’d both just fuck off out it’s nap time”

A pair of emerald green eyes would track you around the room.

RandomMess Sat 21-Mar-20 12:56:37

Oh dear cats not happy food delivery delayed...

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BibiBlocksberg Sun 22-Mar-20 23:29:01

Yep, MaidenMotherCrone’s Cat definitely looks like the mastermind behind this whole calimity! smile

This thread made me laugh which is a welcome change from all the doom & gloom.

Hadn’t considered the disturbance angle of the ‘new world’ although it does explain the lacklustre response to my excited question of ‘are you going to ‘help’ mummy work from home tomorrow???

Years of wishing i could bring them to the office only to be met by:

RandomMess Mon 23-Mar-20 06:26:21

Mine are affectionate with everyone in the household, there was much excitement and interest when my WFH kit was set up and their help appreciated not, however all weekend I was the chosen one along with the dog 🙈

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Monty27 Mon 23-Mar-20 06:31:22

My cats are always behind any chaos in this house. Especially devil cat. He's the funny one 😂😂

RandomMess Mon 23-Mar-20 06:42:45

Dick cat spends all morning sleeping post breakfast, all afternoon being a complete Dick parading around creating a racket, demanding food and being generally an utter pain, all
evening trying to sit in my spot of the sofa hmm then balancing on the arm of the sofa on his back insisting on tummy rubs and head strokes.

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