Paws, Ollie, Captain V and all the rest

[Papergirl1968]

New thread!
I’ve found two so much more hard work (and expensive) than one, Queen

[Justonedayatatime11]

Chocolates are placemarking!

[PotterHead1985]

I'm back. Life has been sheeite lately hence my absence.

[YesItsMeIDontCare]

I just saw your last post on the previous thread @ClientQueen. I really hear you! Barney has a really really quiet meow and no purr. If he stays over and wants to go out at 4am I have to rely on Gobshite ClompHippo Leroy to let me know!

[ClientQueen]

They obviously know he can't get in. I can't imagine leaving a cat outside 24/7 with no inside access

[swampytiggaa]

Got a day off loads to do. Gomez has settled on my lap 💕 husband has gone to sort out tea for the kids and to make me a cuppa 💕

[Supersimkin2]

Here is one of us - Captain V on my head.

[TheLongRider]

Queen - has Paws ever used a litter tray? I guess if he really wanted to get out Ollie would tell you.

@PotterHead1985 Sorry about the shite time. Is it Mammy PotterHead?

Just - those chocolates look as if they are going to take lumps out if each other.

[Supersimkin2]

Oh, those chocolates are dee-vine Just.

Queen are you ok? I note you're up all hours.

Potter nice to see you again. Hope everything is back to normal.

[ClientQueen]

@TheLongRider he's rolled in it

@Supersimkin2 yes :) I set my alarm so I can check paws if he's in otherwise I sleep great when he's not here!!

[Fluffycloudland77]

What’s the point of having a cat anyway if you don’t let them inside?.

[Papergirl1968]

Exactly Fluffy

[Supersimkin2]

Seconded. Put a litter tray down in another place and see if you get a decent lie-in for once.

You need your kip, love.

[ClientQueen]

I will, next time he stays on a weekend
He was so so sleepy, and kind of curled up so I put my arm around the back of him and stroked him with my other hand. He did a giant sigh and sunk into me still no purring but loads of blinking

[Papergirl1968]

Matt is arsing about on next door’s garage roof. I’ve been out there shivering in my dressing gown tempting him with sweeties for ten minutes.
He does want to come in and walks along the fence to a point where it’s only about a 4ft drop to our garden but despite pitiful howls, won’t jump!
We have this performance every few months. He knows these gardens and his way down - or round to the front - like the back of his hand (paw) so why we have to have this elaborate pretence of save me, mama, your poor little baby is stuck beats me

[ClientQueen]

Oh god @Papergirl1968 Ollie does that. Won't jump in the front window - the same height as the back window but will scale a 6ft fence

[ClientQueen]

Paws has just head butted the window asking to come in I do pick the weird ones

[Papergirl1968]

He’s just strolled in through the front door, thank goodness!
We can go to bed!
Hope Paws is tucked up cosily with Ollie

[Papergirl1968]

Ha, cross post! Glad he’s there.

[YesItsMeIDontCare]

@ClientQueen - Nah, the weird ones pick you!

@Papergirl1968 - Cats can't taste sweet so I call them Oomies (from umami). I really should get a life 🤷🏼‍♀️.

[Allergictoironing]

One of my neighbours (across the road) has a couple of cats, one of which is a touch portly. He goes out the front door, then comes back across the gardens at the back. However her NDN has quite a high fence, so poor cat sits by the fence crying to get over. She keeps a step ladder there specially so she can put it over the fence to let the cat climb up & get over

[Supersimkin2]

Uumies and twangling - we've grown the English Language, us. No end to the talents of Ladies of the Litter.

Glad everyone ok and back in the loving arms of the help. Matt so naughty he loves it.

[ClientQueen]

Seem to have developed a nickname - I'm calling him Paw Paws he doesn't answer to Paws or Munch anyway

[Supersimkin2]

Pawsome stylin'.

[Papergirl1968]

I might have to try that, Allergic. as Matt is also rather portly.
And where did Awesome Pawsome spend the night, Queen?

[Allergictoironing]

Having tortured poor little (!) Boycat today by taking him for his MoT, I had a sudden thought. When does Capn V get to be introduced to the lovely Nurse Lee?