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Jayneisagirlsname Thu 05-Dec-19 21:13:10

Oh dear, Maximus is currently sitting facing the wall with his back to us. He is turning around occasionally to be sure we have registered his disgust.

What did we do to this poor creature you may wonder? Firstly, we didn't give him any steak - he doesn't like it and won't eat it but still required some on the floor.

Secondly, he wasn't allowed to scratch on the new-ish sofa and...

Thirdly, I had the cheek to try and help him with his long-haired dangle berry problem by giving him treats and using special wipes to clean him up. Oh the indignity!

Will we ever be forgiven?!

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Fluffycloudland77 Thu 05-Dec-19 21:25:17

That’s a lot of trauma in one night.

Gingerkittykat Thu 05-Dec-19 22:06:17

My Shadow goes in the huff with me daily when I give him his medicine, it's adorable.

Luckily when I open the dreamies drawer the grudge against me is over.

Winterdaysarehere Thu 05-Dec-19 22:10:21

Tbh op I would be looking for new employment tomorrow.
You have failed at this dcat slave lark.

Fluffycloudland77 Thu 05-Dec-19 22:25:47

You won’t get a good reference though.

Toddlerteaplease Fri 06-Dec-19 09:50:58

Are you compounding your appalling failures by laughing at him?

Jayneisagirlsname Fri 06-Dec-19 13:10:44

I'm afraid we have laughed a little 😬 all was forgiven this morning, at least until he saw the rain. Then we were in the bad books again for making it rain...

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Winterdaysarehere Fri 06-Dec-19 13:19:43

Yabvu to not make it stop.

Toddlerteaplease Fri 06-Dec-19 15:14:12

Cheddar & Magic day that Maximus is welcome to move in with them.

OverthinkingThis Fri 06-Dec-19 15:20:46

Then we were in the bad books again for making it rain...

This is always my favourite - that accusatory look they give you when confronted with rain. DP took the blame for it this morning, normally DCat blames me...

Nonstopbuttmachine Fri 06-Dec-19 16:31:02

You are a TERRIBLE cat parent shock Maximus should find himself a 'no win, no Dreamies' type of lawyer.

I accidentally punched dcat3 in the head earlier so I'm on the naughty step now blush

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