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Cheddar is trying to kill me!

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Toddlerteaplease Tue 18-Sep-18 09:53:40

She keeps treading on my trachea when she walks over me in bed! Nice knowing you all!

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ScreamingValenta Tue 18-Sep-18 09:57:04

Ask her very politely to focus instead on the little red mouse she seems to be treating as a companion in your photo!

YetAnotherSpartacus Tue 18-Sep-18 10:40:28

Cheddar is gorgeous and I am glad she has settled in well smile

It does seem, though, that she is both trying to kill you and ensure your downward journey to the Bad Place by making sure you also fail to attend Mass. I'd worry.

ifonly4 Tue 18-Sep-18 10:47:01

Sorry to say, but it's your fault for being in the way!

Toddlerteaplease Tue 18-Sep-18 10:54:21

@YetAnotherSpartacus I'd not thought of that. I'm doomed!

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Toddlerteaplease Tue 18-Sep-18 11:29:26

Unfortunately the little red mouse belongs to the cattery. She'll try and tell you she has no toys to play with, but she's got loads!

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ScreamingValenta Tue 18-Sep-18 17:30:42

Ha ha! Mine totally ignored catnip mice. They go bananas for the corks out of sparkling wine, though.

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