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If your cat was a celebrity, who'd they be?

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RubbishMantra Thu 06-Apr-17 11:22:26

Little M, Justin Beiber. V. naive, but without the brattishness. Well, maybe a tiny bit...

MCat definitely Antonio Bandaras - quietly sinister. You'd be scared and thrilled in equal measures if he sat next to you at a party.

MaidenMotherCrone Thu 06-Apr-17 11:28:41

Boycat is the reincarnation of Kenneth Williams.
Girlcat is Perry from Kevin and Perry.
Babygirlcat is Arya Stark

Reow Thu 06-Apr-17 11:30:57

Brian Blessed. You can hear him from all over the house.

Wishiwasmoiradingle2017 Thu 06-Apr-17 11:31:46

The Krays
Murdering little buggers. .

SmokingGun Thu 06-Apr-17 11:34:31

SmokingCat may well be the Cat form of Charles Bronson. He's so bloody vicious

mamakoukla Thu 06-Apr-17 11:35:42

Lauren Bacall

Papergirl1968 Thu 06-Apr-17 11:35:54

Dermot O'Leary. Very sociable and chilled, and gives his own version of comforting hugs.

JellyMouldJnr Thu 06-Apr-17 11:36:17

My girl would be Mary Berry. Making old ladyhood cool.

RubbishMantra Thu 06-Apr-17 12:03:42

Charles Bronson, The Krays! I thought MCat was murderous... He's stopped bringing things like stoats into the house, but I'm still afraid to even breathe when he's on my lap.

Little M (my Devon) is a sort of naive little hippy cat, bouncing about making odd experimental noises. Maybe more of a John Lennon really. He actually was named after a musician.

Booboo27 Thu 06-Apr-17 12:05:35

Mine would have to be the very handsome model, David Gandy.
My cat is an enormous white Maine coon and unbelievably beautiful, I've had random people stop in the street to take photos of him before haha

Weedsnseeds1 Thu 06-Apr-17 18:28:42

I imagine mine speaking like Chris Eubank for some unknown reason, but personality wise, more like the cat from Red Dwarf. Sort of bouncey and pleased with everything, especially himself. The scene where the cat is marking everything with an aerosol "that's mine, that's mine..."

Trollspoopglitter Thu 06-Apr-17 18:35:28

My boy is a young Paul Newman. He would be one of those show cats and probably would have made a mint as a stud as he's also an Abyssinian, if he landed a different owner.

user1473310773 Thu 06-Apr-17 18:43:17

Girl cat - Kate Bush - Totally bonkers but in an appealing way
Boy cat - Rag n Bone man - Overweight but good looking and has swag

garmsfresh Thu 06-Apr-17 18:52:31

Courtney love pain in the arse cat

Fluffycloudland77 Thu 06-Apr-17 18:57:11

Charles Bronson aka britains most violent prisoner.

CatThiefKeith Thu 06-Apr-17 19:32:44

Mr Bean. Bloody cat is hopeless. Sometimes he brings me home a single, clearly naturally discarded, feather as a gift, because the 3 legged brain damaged little weirdo isn't clever enough to catch an actual bird.

Good job I love him. He's taken to sleeping in the rabbit hutch all day while the rabbit bounces about in her run.

BillywigSting Thu 06-Apr-17 19:36:08

My old girl when I had her still (died a few years ago) would have totally been Audrey Hepburn.

Elegant, intelligent, surprisingly sociable and very playful. She had such a pretty face, and definite eyelashes

paddypants13 Thu 06-Apr-17 19:39:18

Joanne Lumley - calm and collected in every situation, always immaculately turned out and willing to fight for what she loves.

RubbishMantra Thu 06-Apr-17 19:39:58

I dunno, I had Asbo down as more of a Charles Manson type, with his violent ways and charisma.

Mermaidinthesea123 Thu 06-Apr-17 19:42:43

I honestly cannot think of a tiny brained, vain, long haired celebrity that Smoky could be but if you can think of one let me know!

Bluebell would be Pat from Eastenders for sure.

boolifooli Thu 06-Apr-17 19:44:08

Dcat would hate the celebrity life. But if I had to choose one it would have to be an aloof and bitchy celebrity.

Thecontentedcat Thu 06-Apr-17 19:45:08

Naomi Campbell!

Theworldisfullofidiots Thu 06-Apr-17 19:49:17

Girl cat would be Greta Garbo....' I want to be alone....'
Boy Cat would be.... Johnny Depp.....cute and quirky with a wicked streak....

(dog would be Owen Wilson)

Fluffycloudland77 Thu 06-Apr-17 20:01:46

Mermaid Kimmy K?

findingmyfeet12 Thu 06-Apr-17 20:05:50

Our cat would be Captain Mainwaring. Strutting about the place having a group of unwilling lackeys at her beck and call yet unable to actually catch anything for herself.

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