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Mine uses the garden and digs a hole, stands in the hole and does what he needs to do on the edge! He then proceeds to scratch the earth about a foot away from the hole. He's odd.

When he's used the litter tray I have found items of clothing it but usually only socks and knickers, he obviously hasn't sussed a t shirt would cover more.

That's just bizarre. What goes on in their heads?

Cats can be twats. Sounds like you've got a spectacularly twattish one! I remember your post about your ruined art-work. They do it because they know we will forgive them.

Mine have an open litter tray which is next to the floor length curtains. Girlcat not only buries hers under a pile of litter so big it rivals Vesuvius, but often then proceeds to drag the curtain over the tray, or at least as far over as she can.

I have one that excavates a giant hole like a furry JCB, covers the floor with litter, shits beside the hole then somewhat ineffectually pats the side of the tray a few times with his paw then stalks off.

Digs a hole, poos in the hole, exits the litter box and scratches up the chest of drawers or the piano . If he's in an excited mood he will then run across the room and dig in any papers left lying around.

I'm dreading walking through the door this morning incase she's dragged my wardrobe over to cover it

Although Ernie isn't very bright, he did teach himself to go outside form the moment he was allowed out. He has mostly one area he poos in and I keep the soil turned over. Its probably the most finely tilled soil in the garden.

So he digs a massive deep hole with soil flying everywhere. By deep I mean you frequently see his front legs disappear. He then squats in the hole and poos on the edge.

He does cover it though, very well I have to go searching for it

The wardrobe
Mine spends forever in her tray.

ON the (separate) subject of clothes, if the laundry basket is full enough to reach in for her, she takes socks, and occasionally knickers, to rearrange around the house! Sadly rarely in the direction of the washing machine must try harder

At least yours bury their poo, girl cat a) cannot be bothered to go in the garden and b) cannot be bothered to cover it up in the litter tray. Lazy madam. Boy cat on the other hand digs for all he's worth, and has recently started going outside (good boy!)
We think they were previously kept in a flat so are very used to the litter tray.