I need to rehome my kitten :-(

[bigtapdancingpimp]

Free to a good home - approx 14 week old male, wormed, flea-ed and injected. Very cute and affectionate but cannot be trusted around money; currently in the doghouse for stealing 50 euros Can be rehabilitated in the right home (a cashless one), inbox me for more details

[Stormwhale]

I don't think you are supposed to advertise animals on here op.

[YesItsMeIDontCare]

So not free at all then. Costs €50 a fuss?

I'd pay that.

[Stormwhale]

Hang on sorry is that a joke post? Am I being a bit dim?

[bigtapdancingpimp]

It's a joke, kitty is in trouble for nicking money!

[DrWhooves]

Swap you for one that has a thing for eaten power cables and has killed numerous phone chargers and a games console. How she hasn't electrocuted herself I don't know.

[user1471521456]

So he's a cat burglar then?

[everdene]

He looks VERY thievy, he's even black and white like a burglar!!

[charlestrenet]

I hope he spent it on hookers and cocaine.

[MOIST]

He looks completely innocent poor thing.


I blame the dog.

[bigtapdancingpimp]

Yes user A 50 euro note disappeared from my bag only to be found under the fridge along with his other toys. I was NOT impressed. Here he is looking very pleased with himself.

[FancyPuffin]

I eat charger cables. Free to Amish type home.

Behold the face of evil.

[Thattimeofyearagain]

My dog once stole and devoured a £20 note. Bastardy beast !

[Wolfiefan]

One of my kittens stole a packet of contraceptive pills. (Didn't manage to take any thank fuck!) I had to speak to both chemist and GP to explain why I needed more pills. Think they thought I was hallucinating!
Oh and I now have a tobacco tin to keep my fecking pills in. And I drink from a cup with a lid and a straw or they take that too!

[bigtapdancingpimp]

Seems to be a theme with black and white cats. DrWhooves do you need a hug?

[CaptainCallisto]

My innocent looking kitten has started biting my books. Books! I don't care if he eats the sofa, or my shoes, but books are not to be touched by teeth! I love him so much though

[Bluepowder]

Black and white cats are especially intelligent. Or cunning.

[MaddyHatter]

my tux doesn't take money.. he likes laces though... good job you can replace them....

Cant trust him for a second around your food though, he'll have his nose in your plate the moment you look away!

[bigtapdancingpimp]

We should start kitten-shaming. I dare CaptainCallisto to start

Don your ovengloves woman....

[emotionsecho]

Tsk your evidence is purely circumstantial, no court in the land would convict on that basis and that wide eyed face of innocence would win over any Jury.

Apologise immediately and apply for a remedial cat treatment course and you may be forgiven.

[DrWhooves]

No, it was DHs console and thankfully an old one that he wasn't too fussed about. Kitty has lived to see another day, so far anyway.

[GinIsIn]

My old dog had an iPod starter and a main course of my passport when I was about 22. It's not just cats. Although yours looks like it has particularly strong criminal tendencies - that's definitely a furry little face not to be trusted!

[PolkadotsAndMoonbeams]

It's an innocent face, but he's left his mask on!

[AmberNectarine]

Anyone want this guy? He woke me by sticking his claw IN MY EYE.

[emotionsecho]

That's a great set of ears Amber

[EachandEveryone]

I have scabs on my scalp i dont know where they have come from. I think its the 4am phantom caller who manages to break down two doors and backcomb my hair whilst im asleep.