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I need to rehome my kitten :-(

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bigtapdancingpimp Mon 24-Oct-16 22:09:00

Free to a good home - approx 14 week old male, wormed, flea-ed and injected. Very cute and affectionate but cannot be trusted around money; currently in the doghouse for stealing 50 euros angry Can be rehabilitated in the right home (a cashless one), inbox me for more details grin

Stormwhale Mon 24-Oct-16 22:10:22

I don't think you are supposed to advertise animals on here op.

YesItsMeIDontCare Mon 24-Oct-16 22:11:06

So not free at all then. Costs €50 a fuss?

I'd pay that. grin

Stormwhale Mon 24-Oct-16 22:11:09

Hang on sorry is that a joke post? Am I being a bit dim?

bigtapdancingpimp Mon 24-Oct-16 22:11:59

It's a joke, kitty is in trouble for nicking money!

DrWhooves Mon 24-Oct-16 22:14:16

Swap you for one that has a thing for eaten power cables and has killed numerous phone chargers and a games console. How she hasn't electrocuted herself I don't know.

user1471521456 Mon 24-Oct-16 22:14:53

So he's a cat burglar then?

everdene Mon 24-Oct-16 22:16:32

He looks VERY thievy, he's even black and white like a burglar!!

charlestrenet Mon 24-Oct-16 22:18:38

I hope he spent it on hookers and cocaine.

MOIST Mon 24-Oct-16 22:19:32

He looks completely innocent poor thing.

I blame the dog.

bigtapdancingpimp Mon 24-Oct-16 22:22:12

Yes user A 50 euro note disappeared from my bag only to be found under the fridge along with his other toys. I was NOT impressed. Here he is looking very pleased with himself.

FancyPuffin Mon 24-Oct-16 22:23:23

I eat charger cables. Free to Amish type home.

Behold the face of evil.

Thattimeofyearagain Mon 24-Oct-16 22:25:21

My dog once stole and devoured a £20 note. Bastardy beast !

Wolfiefan Mon 24-Oct-16 22:28:54

One of my kittens stole a packet of contraceptive pills. (Didn't manage to take any thank fuck!) I had to speak to both chemist and GP to explain why I needed more pills. Think they thought I was hallucinating!
Oh and I now have a tobacco tin to keep my fecking pills in. And I drink from a cup with a lid and a straw or they take that too!
shock

bigtapdancingpimp Mon 24-Oct-16 22:31:38

Seems to be a theme with black and white cats. DrWhooves do you need a hug? sad

CaptainCallisto Mon 24-Oct-16 22:31:52

My innocent looking kitten has started biting my books. Books! I don't care if he eats the sofa, or my shoes, but books are not to be touched by teeth! I love him so much though

Bluepowder Mon 24-Oct-16 22:33:36

Black and white cats are especially intelligent. Or cunning.

MaddyHatter Mon 24-Oct-16 22:37:57

my tux doesn't take money.. he likes laces though... good job you can replace them....

Cant trust him for a second around your food though, he'll have his nose in your plate the moment you look away!

bigtapdancingpimp Mon 24-Oct-16 22:41:23

We should start kitten-shaming. I dare CaptainCallisto to start grin

Don your ovengloves woman....

emotionsecho Mon 24-Oct-16 22:42:29

Tsk your evidence is purely circumstantial, no court in the land would convict on that basis and that wide eyed face of innocence would win over any Jury.

Apologise immediately and apply for a remedial cat treatment course and you may be forgivengrin.

DrWhooves Mon 24-Oct-16 22:44:29

No, it was DHs console and thankfully an old one that he wasn't too fussed about. Kitty has lived to see another day, so far anyway.

GinIsIn Mon 24-Oct-16 22:44:34

My old dog had an iPod starter and a main course of my passport when I was about 22. It's not just cats. Although yours looks like it has particularly strong criminal tendencies - that's definitely a furry little face not to be trusted! grin

PolkadotsAndMoonbeams Mon 24-Oct-16 22:44:48

It's an innocent face, but he's left his mask on!

AmberNectarine Mon 24-Oct-16 23:02:46

Anyone want this guy? He woke me by sticking his claw IN MY EYE.

emotionsecho Mon 24-Oct-16 23:04:53

That's a great set of ears Amber

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