My cat just SNOGGED me!!!

[ChequeOff]

Argh! It's the middle of the night and I was having an amazing dream about a feast of cheese and roast chicken, guzzled down with lashings of gravy when I woke up to my cat licking my lips. Please dear god let it be that she'd just come back from a snack and not been lickng her bits
Eww eww eww

[Sparklingbrook]

DH was snoring with his mouth wide open once and Sparklingcat decided to try and put her head in it.

Not sure about the cheese and chicken combo.

[Konyaa]

Depends what the snack was - would you prefer dead rat juice to cat pee juices on your lips? runs

[Celen]

Are you pregnant? My cat has tried to snog me before but only when I'm pregnant

[RubbishMantra]

I used to have a cat who did this when I put Blistex lip balm on.

[ChequeOff]

Sparkling that image you conjured made me prop'ly guffaw it did . And cheese and chicken is an AMAZING combo! Ask any Italian chef!

I'm not pregnant nor had any flavoured thingies on lips (rat juice or blistex) just my over amorous kitty likes to snog hoooooman. Guff guff hoooooman!

I'll get used to it.

[TheNoodlesIncident]

I had a dream once that my ex work colleagues were sniffing my hands and licking them.

I'm guessing it was DCat and not DH. He doesn't do that.

Chicken and cheese - fab. Cheese and gravy... all shades of wrong

[Mistoffelees]

My cat will take any opportunity to try and snog me, he also dribbles when he's purring and on more than one occasion when he's been on me when I'm lying down a bit of dribble has dripped right into my mouth!

[icandoscience]

I was asleep with my mouth slightly open once and Dcat decided to stuff his paw in it! It's one thing to wake up with a furry mouth after a big night out but a mouth full of kitty paw was just hideous!

Knowing my luck he'd just been in his litter tray

[RubbishMantra]

Yum to chicken and cheese. Especially chicken in a Gorgonzola sauce.

Yuk to cat litter and paw combo unless it had been dipped in cheese sauce

[ChequeOff]

Is it weird that I'd happily eat Gorgonzola off my cat's paw?

[ChequeOff]

...just to clarify that was self aiming!