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My cat just SNOGGED me!!!

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ChequeOff Mon 10-Oct-16 03:00:04

Argh! It's the middle of the night and I was having an amazing dream about a feast of cheese and roast chicken, guzzled down with lashings of gravy when I woke up to my cat licking my lips. Please dear god let it be that she'd just come back from a snack and not been lickng her bits confused <boak>
Eww eww eww

Sparklingbrook Mon 10-Oct-16 06:46:06


DH was snoring with his mouth wide open once and Sparklingcat decided to try and put her head in it. grin

Not sure about the cheese and chicken combo. confused

Konyaa Mon 10-Oct-16 06:54:58

Depends what the snack was - would you prefer dead rat juice to cat pee juices on your lips? runs

Celen Mon 10-Oct-16 07:02:05

Are you pregnant? My cat has tried to snog me before but only when I'm pregnant grin

RubbishMantra Wed 12-Oct-16 00:51:27

I used to have a cat who did this when I put Blistex lip balm on.

ChequeOff Wed 12-Oct-16 19:55:50

Sparkling that image you conjured made me prop'ly guffaw it did grin. And cheese and chicken is an AMAZING combo! Ask any Italian chef! grin

I'm not pregnant shock nor had any flavoured thingies on lips (rat juice or blistex) just my over amorous kitty likes to snog hoooooman. Guff guff hoooooman!

I'll get used to it. hmm

TheNoodlesIncident Thu 13-Oct-16 10:31:47

I had a dream once that my ex work colleagues were sniffing my hands and licking them.

I'm guessing it was DCat and not DH. He doesn't do that.

Chicken and cheese - fab. Cheese and gravy... all shades of wrong

Mistoffelees Thu 13-Oct-16 10:35:11

My cat will take any opportunity to try and snog me, he also dribbles when he's purring and on more than one occasion when he's been on me when I'm lying down a bit of dribble has dripped right into my mouth!

icandoscience Thu 13-Oct-16 10:43:31

I was asleep with my mouth slightly open once and Dcat decided to stuff his paw in it! It's one thing to wake up with a furry mouth after a big night out but a mouth full of kitty paw was just hideous!

Knowing my luck he'd just been in his litter tray <boak>

RubbishMantra Thu 13-Oct-16 18:54:49

Yum to chicken and cheese. Especially chicken in a Gorgonzola sauce.

Yuk to cat litter and paw combo unless it had been dipped in cheese sauce

ChequeOff Fri 14-Oct-16 01:13:04

Is it weird that I'd happily eat Gorgonzola off my cat's paw? hmm

ChequeOff Fri 14-Oct-16 20:46:40

...just to clarify that hmm was self aiming! blushgrin

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