Would your cat kill you if they had a chance? (Lighthearted!)

[Twogoats]

Because I'm pretty sure mine would. Sometimes he watches me for hours, with a look of intense hatred, as if he's planning my murder... He has randomly attacked me a few times too...

[Fluffycloudland77]

Oh yes, totally see it happening.

[Wolfiefan]

Fluffy.

Was lovely to know you.
Mine don't want to kill me. They are just plotting world domination and a way to enslave all humans.

Their mind control. Who can resist?!

[TheWeeBabySeamus1]

My sister had a cat and he would have definitely had me given the opportunity. He used to circle me when she left the room, and if I tried to leave do a really scary hiss and bare his teeth. The minute sister walked back in the room he'd stroll away, oh so casually, and act like nothing had happened.

[shouldwestayorshouldwego]

Dboy cat wouldn't because he is a gentleman and I am his favourite. Dgirl cat would, if she were actually capable of hunting and killing someone, especially if she could force me to rewrite my will to leave her my blanket. There are a number of blankets around, but it has to be my blanket. She is most annoyed with me when I want my blanket it is a nice blanket .

[thatwouldbeanecumenicalmatter]

I chat to the cats when they give me the 'looks could kill' look and tell them in a sing song voice that "angry cats need the most hugs". DH give me a look as if to say I have a death wish. I probably do

[FoxesOnSocks]

Hmm I don't think so; he's a bit of a softy. Though I don't doubt he'd eat me if I died and was there for more than a day.

[Natsku]

Charlie wouldn't kill me, she loves me too much. She'd torture me a bit though.

[thatwouldbeanecumenicalmatter]

Do you think cats just generally have a resting bitch face, hence the murderous look but really they're thinking about where to sunbathe next/which paw they're going to groom/whats for dinner?

[Sparklingbrook]

No. I have one of those needy types.

[cozietoesie]

Mine have far too much fun keeping me long term on a tight leading rein and making me do things. Murder would be far too quick for them.

[PosiePootlePerkins]

Arf

[RubbishMantra]

MCat used to get that murderous look in his eye, and launch himself at my completely still crossed legged (lotus position) knee.Mysteriously he doesn't do it anymore, now DH isn't here, and he knows I'm his sole guardian/provider.

He still strikes like a snake if over-stimulated.

Little M just does pretend bites.

They'd eat me if I died and had no food though, and I think MCat would take the first nibble. Could be wrong though....

Here's Little M shielding his eyes from MCat's first chomp.

[Lookinatu]

Mine wouldn't kill me but go for the big toe while he bites it he eyes up the other foot.

[Toddlerteaplease]

Mine wouldn't normally, but after playing the balancing game I think she just might. The ginger one and the white/ ginger one belong to a friend and they definitely have murderous intentions!

[CatsTats]

BCat no as he only likes me, dh, and dc he probably would

Gcat would no ones safe around ginger cat .

[Toddlerteaplease]

The black ones sister. Is clearly plotting my death. My days are numbered!

[HerRoyalNotness]

One of ours would. I'll turn around and he'll be sitting the corner of the room staring at me. He also lies in wait outside my bedroom door in the morning. he has a particular look on his face that just says "I'm waiting for the opportune moment"

[cozietoesie]

Strewth, Toddler. Those are baleful eyes!

[hollinhurst84]

Nope. Ollie would miss blinking and gazing adoringly at me
Stable cat however is plotting world domination. She had her paws around my neck and I felt the need to start praying before she sunk her claws in

[MycatsaPirate]

hollin yes but you keep cheating on Ollie. And you put wet stuff on his face. I'd tread carefully if I were you!!

None of mine would kill me. I am the one that feeds them all and buys the treats.

I'm not sure DP is safe though.

[hollinhurst84]

I gave him a cheese dreamie so all is forgiven
Currently he's sat on my hip kneading me which is rather painful!

[MycatsaPirate]

Ah dreamies ... the one thing guaranteed to bring them round from a grump :o

I love Ollie's updates on fb. He makes me laugh. Silver has so much in common with him but she's a grumpy faced little mare with every other cat. She also gets insanely jealous if the other cats come near me and she wiggles inbetween me and dp in bed too.

[hollinhurst84]

He is an absolute eejit

[SansasEscape]

No, mine wouldn't. Not anymore. We just lost black and white fluffer, and now tabby fluffer has lost all her mojo. 4 weeks ago would have been a different story, they'd have planned it together.