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Balancing objects on cats.

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Hopelass Sat 10-Sep-16 20:20:30

Yes I have no life. I'm heavily pregnant with a toddler so this is my entertainment on a Saturday night.
I give you.......toy traffic cones balanced on Dcat's head.

Anyone else as sad as me managed to balance anything on their cat?!

Disclaimer: this is a lighthearted thread. No toy traffic cones were hurt in the making of it.

abbsismyhero Sat 10-Sep-16 20:29:47

so no balancing on the cat but cat balancing on a toy washing machine and wrapped up in my scarf (he is yawning in the scarf not being strangled)

ItsAllGoingToBeFine Sat 10-Sep-16 20:34:00

There are whole websites dedicated to this grin

Have a look at

IfartInYourGeneralDirection Sat 10-Sep-16 20:35:29

The second I opened this thread the cat jumped off my lap.
How did she know I was going to balance shit on her?!

ManaFleet Sat 10-Sep-16 20:38:57

We used to play Things on the Cat quite regularly...

RaptorInaPorkPieHat Sat 10-Sep-16 20:41:07

We played Buckaroo with next doors cat a few weeks back (please note, he had snuck into our house not the other way around) we wouldn't get away with this type of behaviour with our own animals.

Hopelass Sat 10-Sep-16 20:41:32

Loving these pics! Glad I'm not alone in this entertaining pastime grin

JenLindleyShitMom Sat 10-Sep-16 20:45:47


These are hilarious. I love the idea of sneaking round to the neighbour's to balance stuff on their cat! grin

I must introduce DC to this game.

mycatstares Sat 10-Sep-16 20:47:15

My cat balances himself on the scalextric so nobody can play if that counts?

Lules Sat 10-Sep-16 20:49:48

Oh I'm sad now. He (apologies if I'm misgendering your cat hopelass) looks like my cat who died a few months ago. I used to put my wedding ring on her head so it looked like she was wearing a little crown. It is an excellent game

PlentyOfPubeGardens Sat 10-Sep-16 20:51:56

None shall pass!

mailfuckoff Sat 10-Sep-16 20:52:58

My cats won't let me play this game. One however doesn't mind doing a kitty version of the hand nice which makes me smile.

Stoneagemum Sat 10-Sep-16 20:56:06

Malteser pyramid, only thing I had to hand and made more difficult by said cat moving each time she heard me pick a malteser up

Emochild Sat 10-Sep-16 20:58:25

Mine doesn't do balancing but will let the DC dress him up as various Internet memes

BibbidiBobbidiBoo1 Sat 10-Sep-16 20:59:47

Cataroo! My cats a daft one and doesn't care... My dd (3) loves this game!

JenLindleyShitMom Sat 10-Sep-16 21:17:35

pubes! grin brilliant!

NonStopNeuroticCabaret Sat 10-Sep-16 21:30:06

Last Saturday's effort grin

Hopelass Sat 10-Sep-16 21:30:26

Aw Lules  sorry about your kitty. Mine is a girl, I also put my rings in her head as miniature crowns!

I think the pissed off faces they pull make it even more amusing grin

Topknob Sat 10-Sep-16 21:47:17

I have a blank canvas grin

Soubriquet Sat 10-Sep-16 21:52:07

No balancing yet but I did manage to slip a sock on her foot

Topknob Sat 10-Sep-16 21:59:17

She moved position.


Topknob Sat 10-Sep-16 22:01:47


Soubriquet Sat 10-Sep-16 22:02:37

<pinches money and bank card>

Ah cute cat

<goes back and pinches sweet>

JenLindleyShitMom Sat 10-Sep-16 22:07:05

grin topknob

NineLivesKitten Sat 10-Sep-16 22:49:51

We've had our cat for amost a year - so why haven't I heard about this "thing" before? Have had some success with pens tonight but he wasn't impressed with the football figures. Wonder if ds will notice the teeth marks on his prized possessions...

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