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What would your cat google if it went online?

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DrAdmin · 27/08/2016 21:38

I recently googled 'what are dew claws?' and I thought Jess might google 'what are thumbs?' if she could go online

What about your cat?

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ImYourMama · 27/08/2016 21:48

How to get a secret supply of Dreamies

How to lock humans in bathroom when kitchen door is open and roast beef is on the side

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ALemonyPea · 27/08/2016 21:49

Where best to hide decapitated mice

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MaryMarigold · 27/08/2016 21:51

How to dispose of the dog

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AddictedtoGreys · 27/08/2016 21:58

How do I stay asleep longer

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usual · 27/08/2016 22:00

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MrsBertMacklin · 27/08/2016 22:01

Where did my balls go.

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Quietlygoingmad67 · 27/08/2016 22:02

Where have my testicles gone?

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Quietlygoingmad67 · 27/08/2016 22:02

MrsB great minds!!

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Livedandlearned · 27/08/2016 22:03

Inventive ways to wake up your owners

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WannaBeDifferent · 27/08/2016 22:04

What's the world record for how many times you can get your owner to open the door to let you in/out .

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DameDiazepamTheDramaQueen · 27/08/2016 22:04

Opera Grin
Cheapest Sheba pouches
Catnip
How to stop my humans pushing me off the work counter

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YesItsMeIDontCare · 27/08/2016 22:05

Why does my person say "OW!!!" and stop playing when I play-bite?

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Tubbyinthehottub · 27/08/2016 22:06

He would order loads of new laser toys

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RosettaPebble · 27/08/2016 22:06

Best way to get dead hen pheasant through small window (therefore not leaving a trail of giblets down said window and white wall and getting an absolute bollocking from me Angry ).

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SoupDragon · 27/08/2016 22:07

"What restaurants deliver..."

He is in a permanent diet.

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RatOnnaStick · 27/08/2016 22:08

The Lion: how to keep my snail-tail out of my own faeces...

The Snowshoe: how to bypass stair gates (yes really, the poor thing has never worked out how to jump over)

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GrouchyKiwi · 27/08/2016 22:09

DH's cats would google "How to get rid of your servant's wife so you can sit on the furniture and scratch the carpet".

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bertsdinner · 27/08/2016 22:10

how to order food. Particularly those Webbox tasty stick things, one rustle of the packet drives him crazy.

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micemicebabies · 27/08/2016 22:11

HOW TO CATCH THE RED DOT!!!!!

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GrouchyKiwi · 27/08/2016 22:11

Also they would go to Sainsburys.com and order a truck full of cucumbers and cherry tomatoes because they are insane.

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Waitingfordolly · 27/08/2016 22:13

Cat 1 where did this other cat come from and how can I get rid of it?

Cat 2 why doesn't cat 1 want to play with me?

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Vinorosso74 · 27/08/2016 22:14

Why do my humans stick a needle in me twice a day?
Most effective ways to avoid swallowing tablets the adult female is too good
How to unlock doors.

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DixieWishbone · 27/08/2016 22:15

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OTheHugeManatee · 27/08/2016 22:15

Breeding mice for fun and profit

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sphinxster · 27/08/2016 22:18

Old girl: spa breaks in the countryside

Young girl: take away delivery numbers

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