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My cat is secretly a human

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FlowersAndShit Wed 03-Feb-16 12:18:23

I decided to shut him out of my room last night as he keeps waking me up and making biscuits. About 5 minutes after getting into bed he was jumping at the door and trying to pull down the handle. He failed. He did this about 3 times before I got up to let him in as it was 1am and the neighbours downstairs were probably pissed off.

So, how do I stop him from doing this?

NoCapes Wed 03-Feb-16 12:22:27

Making biscuits???

Olinguito Wed 03-Feb-16 12:27:34

That's a very talented cat! There's a painting cat on one thread, and now one that bakes!

SevenOfNineTrue Wed 03-Feb-16 12:29:11

No your cat is openly telling you that shutting him out is not on.

Fluffycloudland77 Wed 03-Feb-16 12:33:45

We took the door handle off.

gamerchick Wed 03-Feb-16 12:35:55

He makes biscuits? That is talent grin

Mine doesn't like to be shut out either but she just tries to chew her way through the door instead.

FlowersAndShit Wed 03-Feb-16 12:44:39

Making biscuits aka kneading grin

PurpleDaisies Wed 03-Feb-16 12:47:36

If your cat identifies as a human I think under new rules he's eligible to take part in the Olympics. Maybe a training regime might tire him out?

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