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Ollie threw up today
(20 Posts)On the cream carpet. Then shouted at me to tell me
He's practically writing his will and shouting "I AM POORLY CAT" at me
See photos of him on his deathbed
Oh bless - what did you forget to feed him?
His breakfast was late
I think the vomiting was in protest. Still doing impression of moping male with man flu. He managed to eat some turkey mince earlier and is blatantly perfectly well
His 'deathbed' looks pretty luxurious, I must say.
At least he hasn't got you peeling prawns.
Yet.
He prefers to sleep on the back of the sofa where he can swipe at my phone when I play candy crush. Or on a pillow under the duvet
Much shouting today about HOW POORLY HE IS. In between ravenously scoffing food
Why the carpet? Why not the laminate?!
Cats are generally sick on the palest or most expensive or most difficult to clean thing in the house. It seems to be a law of nature - like vomiting in threes. The only upside with my boys has been the 'plumbing' noises they make beforehand. If you're around, you usually just have time to position a newspaper.
Ah the vomiting. There are rules!
1. Never wait until the door is opened.
2. Instead wait until the door is opening.
3. Hurl on doormat
4. Always vomit in more than one spot.
5. New throw, carpet, furniture etc. see above.
He never gives me any warning (helpful)
I only knew because he shouted so much I got up to (shout) check he was ok (feed him)
I knew you must have displeased him. .
Wolfie - you forgot number 6
6. Around 2am while clinging onto the bedclothes so something in the soft furnishing line is going to get it.
(revenge appears to be a dish best served cold around here...)
He was fed at 1am. And started shouting for food at 6am
Bad cat
After he threw up and then ate again (before I managed to shift the bowl), he then fell asleep. Never mind the hooman being wide awake
Oh yes the 2 am rule!
Rule no 7. The Hooman does NOT matter!!
Oh dear! She does look very sorry for herself
I have had to come to work. Am wondering how disgruntled he will be when I get home
I know, bless her! She was fine later on. She likes it if I throw her a ping pong ball - she brings it back to me a little dog
Hope O doesn't leave you a little present to find on your return!
He mainly trails round after me shouting
It's like "mum, mum, mum, mum"
When I snap and go "WHAT?!"
He's like "just chatting"
He's a beautiful cat.
I wanted a normal one
He is v beautiful - I'm hoping the constant chatter wears off as he settles in. He trails around after me like toddler, I can't have a wee without him chirping on at me. If I shut the door he keeps talking
Years of Siamese have trained me to answer all conversational gambits. (And that's pretty well without exception.) I reckon I could 'Unh Huh' at international level by now.
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