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If your cat could talk...

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Pointlessfan Sun 04-Jan-15 19:23:17

...which celebrity's voice would he have?

Ours would be Alan Rickman in the Harry Potter films!

chockbic Sun 04-Jan-15 19:26:51

Someone grand and greedy.

bonzo77 Sun 04-Jan-15 19:30:35

Jane horrocks playing bubbles in Ab Fab. Bingo cat is small, pretty, a bit eccentric and not all there.

Pointlessfan Sun 04-Jan-15 19:35:02

grin at Bubbles!
Pointless cat often expresses his disappointment in his slaves and looks very stern, hence Severus Snape!

RubbishMantra Sun 04-Jan-15 19:53:47

MCat would have a sinister Spanish accent, MKitten would have an annoying american one, and he'd say "awesome!!!" a lot.

RubbishMantra Sun 04-Jan-15 19:58:25

Someone grand and greedy a politician? grin

Fluffycloudland77 Sun 04-Jan-15 20:00:49

Dh said Cockney.

"where's my facking dinner you cunt"

I think he'd have a sweet little boys voice & say "mummy" a lot.

RubbishMantra Sun 04-Jan-15 20:01:50

Oh I know Chock, that food critic Jay Rayner, from Masterchef.He's grand and greedy.

WestEast Sun 04-Jan-15 20:02:52

Luis Suarez cos she's a bit bitey.

RubbishMantra Sun 04-Jan-15 20:05:13

*grand, not snd.

FluffCat does have the swagger of a doorman about him.

chockbic Sun 04-Jan-15 20:07:18

Is Jay slightly violent?

If so, purrfect cake

MrsPnut Sun 04-Jan-15 20:07:52

The evil step mother from Snow White, wicked and supercilious.

She does like sitting up high glaring down at us.

Pointlessfan Sun 04-Jan-15 20:43:12

I think a lot of cats could be food critics. Mine is just a critic!

cozietoesie Mon 05-Jan-15 16:35:24

Flash in Blackadder. I can just imagine him saying 'Hah hah hah hah'! (And he does like to make entrances.)

RubbishMantra Mon 05-Jan-15 17:14:08

He looks like a man up for a bit of the old violence Chock

Oh no Cozie, I have an image of Senior wearing a codpiece!

Fluffycloudland77 Mon 05-Jan-15 21:25:54

So glad you're back Cozie.

Some of those bengals got rescued, there's just one girl and a six month boy.

cozietoesie Mon 05-Jan-15 23:09:03

I saw - fingers crossed that they'll all be sorted by the spring, eh? (They're in a good safe place for the time being, anyway.)


mathanxiety Wed 07-Jan-15 06:46:47

I once thought my old cat had spoken to me. DS had a ringtone on an old phone of his -- Cartman from South Park saying 'Dude look at that, a Sprinkle Time Make Your Own Marshmallow Factory. I'm definitely asking for that for Christmas'. The phone was on the bottom step of the stairs one day with the cat right beside it, when it rang, and I swore it was the cat telling me what she wanted for Christmas. So for me, the old cat had Cartman's voice (Trey Parker in other words).

Current cat talks all the time. She is a Siberian and has a tiny meow, but chirps at us continuously -- we get a running commentary. It's hard to imagine another voice when she is so vocal.

Pointlessfan Wed 07-Jan-15 07:16:51


LastingLight Wed 07-Jan-15 09:32:03

Name a celebrity who always sounds as if she/he is complaining about something - that will be grey girl!

ThrowAChickenInTheAir Wed 07-Jan-15 09:48:56

I think my ginger cat would talk like George Sanders (Shere Khan from Jungle Book).

Young Baz the tabby would sound like Jack Wild (The Artful Dodger) from Oliver. And he'd sing all the songs too grin

PinkSparklyJumboStocking Wed 07-Jan-15 10:35:46

I think Harry would talk like Donald Sinden - he has a very pompous look about him and he'd have to have the voice to match!

chockbic Wed 07-Jan-15 13:57:06

Mine could be Leslie Phillips..ding dong ladies.

Pointlessfan Wed 07-Jan-15 14:45:31

There's another cat who comes in our garden and bullies Pointlesscat through the window. I reckon he talks like Danny Dyer!

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