Brazillian or the chop for dog

[cassie2and2]

My relation by marriage who due to covid is unable to get to barbers begged me to trim his hair, feeling bit bored I decided to give it a go
with the dog clippers, looks o.k so confidence rising thought I'd give the dog the once over, bad mistake, he hated it, kept moving and result very short fur with bald patches, feeling sorry for him last night as weather has become colder I sorted out his dog coat which fastens under the belly with velcro, taking it off this morning found the velcro entangled around his BITS, he is now walking around dragging the coat behind him, Question - do I give it a yank or get the scissors out? other half says he cant bear to watch if its the scissors.

[Sonichu]

As a dog groomer please please PLEASE don't do it with scissors.

[Windyatthebeach]

Someone needs to feed peanut butter at one end. The Detangler person at the other end.. No scissors.

[AwrightDoreenTakeAFuckinDayOff]

Peanut butter one end. Gentle detangling the other.

That. ^

[WeAllHaveWings]

Toss a coin to see who get what end.

Hold the skin around the affected part taut while removing gently.

Do it now, dont leave him with a coat hanging from hairs around his bits,