I am dying from the stench of dog fart...

(16 Posts)
YoureAllABunchOfBastards Sat 02-Nov-19 18:39:12

Bloody hell. We have been on holiday. All fine with BastardPup, except for a little bit of sick on Friday morning (4am. Thanks.). This morning he was sick again at 3am so DH took him out. He had a normal poo and went back to sleep. Wouldn't touch his food this morning. Been in the car for most of the day, with regular stops. Very loose poo at 12pm. Slightly better poo at 4pm. But from about 3pm onwards, he has been sharing the most noxious farts - not fun in a car, and to be honest not much fun in the house either.

I suspect he managed to eat a bit of seaweed yesterday while running like a loon around the beach. And now we are all suffering

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FuriousFlannels Sat 02-Nov-19 18:41:02

Get a bottle of wine.

Open it.

Put the cork up his bum.

Drink the wine.

(you're welcome grin)

XXcstatic Sun 03-Nov-19 14:33:06

Strike a match - gets rid of dog fart smells instantly (works for DHs too wink)

rookiemere Sun 03-Nov-19 18:44:10

Rookiepups farts used to be absolutely noxious, but thankfully have decreased significantly the older he has got so I don't think we've been much troubled since he was about 9 months. I guess when they are younger their wee tummies are just developing and can't digest as effectively.

kelper Sun 03-Nov-19 19:45:40

hahahaha my sisters frenchies got into the bin last week and ate out of date eggs!!! She keeps messaging me about the smell and I keep laughing!!!
I agree about striking matches, but apart from that I'm helpless, sorry OP!

TubbyMcTat77 Sun 03-Nov-19 19:56:57

Deepest sympathies. My dogs farts are utterly foul. Never experienced stench like it.

MrGsFancyNewVagina Sun 03-Nov-19 20:00:43

FuriousFlannels angry
You made me snort! I sound like I’m farting when I’m snorting! Stop it!



XXcstatic Sun 03-Nov-19 20:03:13

My dogs farts are utterly foul. Never experienced stench like it

My DH thought that getting XXpup would give him cover for his own noxious emissions, but even he can't compete with a dog gut, so I can always tell which of them is guilty wink

Wolfiefan Sun 03-Nov-19 20:04:18

You’ve smelt nothing until you have a wolfhound who’s eaten tripe. envy

StillMedusa Sun 03-Nov-19 21:34:57

OMG Wolfie, we gave our puppy tripe... once. Never again. I'm surprised there wasn't a cartoon style green cloud behind her. Even she was horrified by what was emanating from her butt grin

Wolfiefan Sun 03-Nov-19 21:45:58

That’s the stuff. grin

ChardonnaysDistantCousin Sun 03-Nov-19 21:48:10

My dogs' farts wake me up at night. I keep threatening to kick the bastards out of the bedroom.

ChardonnaysDistantCousin Sun 03-Nov-19 21:48:38

The smell, I mean, silent but deadly.

Elzbells Sun 03-Nov-19 22:03:45

I've got a french bulldog. When he farts you can actually taste it 🤮

MissKittyBeaudelais Fri 08-Nov-19 19:19:18

@FuriousFlannels 😂😅😃🤣😄😆😂

LimeJellyHead Wed 20-Nov-19 10:55:30

OMG, our GSD farts are soooo bad. What is odd is that me and my husband are gagging and covering our noses but our little terrier lays quite happily next to the Shepherd and doesn't seem to notice grin

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