Most stupid thing said to my dog

(8 Posts)
Artykitty666 Sat 06-Apr-19 20:48:22

We don't lick strangers without asking.... 😳

Said after she gave a weird sneaky lick to a scotland fan's leg near to Murrayfield

ILoveMaxiBondi Sat 06-Apr-19 20:47:24

“You wouldn’t go naked on the beach, would you?”

Bunnybigears Sat 06-Apr-19 20:45:46

" No that ones no good pick another one" whilst asking Ddog to pick his horse for the Grand National. Dcat1 and Dcat2 also had to pick hmm

SilviaSalmon Sat 06-Apr-19 20:44:02

What colour wallpaper do you prefer?

Fortunately she indicated a clear preference for my choice or so I told DH.

Chocolateisfab Sat 06-Apr-19 20:43:27

Don't you dare bite me while I stop you pulling your bloody stitches out.
Said while dh repaired the cone of shame...

OhMrDarcy Sat 06-Apr-19 20:43:22

When faced with a tricky situation - "Now we've talked about this before, make a good choice"

AvocadosBeforeMortgages Sat 06-Apr-19 20:41:08

From today - humping that puppy was inappropriate, he was only 6 months old! The rule is half your age plus 7, so you shouldn't be humping anyone under 24 months old!


IsobelElsie123 Sat 06-Apr-19 20:36:19

If you don’t eat your broccoli you will get constipation

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