JESUS EFFING CHRIST DOGS

[Spaceunicorn6789]

Normally very well behaved. A small pee in the kitchen near the washing machine once a month or so if DP is late getting in from work.

BUT TODAY... A massive pee by the front door this morning (okay maybe because we got up a bit later than usual) then little dog peed on my bloody £80 pillow. Big dog must have an upset tummy and has just shit all over the sofa and then was so upset with himself that he then went and pissed in his dog bed. Right off into the bath for both of them. Both of them pissed in the bath and the little one shit in it.

WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THEN TODAY?! Been out plenty and TRYING to get ready to take them for their Sunday forest walk but now have to clean up pee and poop first.

Just needed a rant more than anything else.

[labazsisgoingmad]

sounds like a combination of late walk and poorly tummy poor you dont envy your cleaning up marathon

[BiteyShark]

Oh god that sounds absolutely shit sorry couldn't help myself

[pigsDOfly]

Oh god, poor you

I was feeling sorry for myself because my dog woke me at 4 this morning because she needed to go out and poo and it was a bit loose. So I was panicking in case her pancreatitis has flared up again.

And then I started panicking again because the stupid bloody animal ate some mud and started gagging.

I think I need to get some perspective.

Sounds like you're having the day from hell.

[Spaceunicorn6789]

A Hahahahahahaha and so after cleaning everything up still a poo aroma and 4 loads of washing, went and did the shopping, dinner in the oven FINALLY sit down.

I forgot the little arseholes food DIDNT I!!!!!

My little dog had pancreatitis once - it was horrible poor thing.

[Chocolateisfab]

My ddog has had an op and is wearing the cone of shame. All our legs are all bashed to bits!! Bloody ddogs!!