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Why I love my dog more than my children

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EmMcK Tue 27-Feb-18 06:18:36

Me to children -“okay, it’s bedtime”. Children - “I can’t find my toothbrush, I need to have a recorder for school tomorrow, she pushed me, he said I was stupid, he took the book I was reading, she touched my towel, he didn’t actually brush his teeth for two whole minutes, she told me what happens in the book........”
Me to dog “okay, it’s bed time”
Dog - goes out, does wee, goes to bed. Full fucking stop.

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FittyPheasant Tue 27-Feb-18 08:04:11

She is prettier than my children grin

sameoldtat Tue 27-Feb-18 08:08:50

I love my dogs too,

sameoldtat Tue 27-Feb-18 08:11:56

Sorry posted too soon. I meant to say I love my dogs much more than I love my husband and I really mean it. And I don't care that he knows it. In fact, I am glad he knows it because he is a grumbling git

MsAdorabelleDearheartVonLipwig Tue 27-Feb-18 16:44:42

I once heard a lady on the radio say ‘if I’d known then what I know now, I’d have stuck to dogs’. grin

RickOShay Wed 28-Feb-18 22:34:22

dd is mock/truly offended that my lock screen is a photo of my dog.
And even more outraged that my home screen is my cats grin
I am not changing them.

Runninglateeveryday Tue 06-Mar-18 17:14:36

Ddog is always happy to see me, grateful for every meal and walk and is generally a joy! My presence alone pisses teenage DD off, nothing is ever enough and she is a stomping shrieking ball of hormones.

MrsMozart Tue 06-Mar-18 17:30:58

My DDs are now at the wonderful and useful stage. The two ten month old Rotties however are...

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