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What's the most disgusting thing your dog has done?

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QueenJane Sun 15-Oct-17 18:22:48

We haven't needed a cat litter tray for a while, but we now have one. I was getting concerned that none of the cats had been for a poo yet. Until I spotted DDog chowing down on a lovely brown nugget of deliciousness, cat shit. I chased her in an attempt to get it back, but she was having none of it. Gone, without a trace.

Won't be accepting doggy kisses for a while hmm

bluebells1 Sun 15-Oct-17 18:30:15

Rolled all over something rotten in the woods. I have/had no idea what it was and he wanted a cuddle after the roll. I ran, he chased, he won, I wept. The house, the dog and I smelled like a rotting corpse for 3 days.

TopBitchoftheWitches Sun 15-Oct-17 18:30:59

I refused to ever let my dog to be allowed to lick faces. She even eats her own shit. envy <not envy.

eyeswideshit Sun 15-Oct-17 18:33:11

Yes mine loves a little shit nugget treat. The litter trays are now locked in a room that she can't get in.

She also likes to roll in dead things and fox shit.

Hoppinggreen Sun 15-Oct-17 18:33:25

Fished something out of his own bum and then ate it

HirplesWithHaggis Sun 15-Oct-17 18:34:22

Many years ago, my dog got into the bin and ate a shitty disposable nappy. Then, finding the soaking gel didn't agree with his tummy, he barfed the lot.

Lovely to come home to. grin

LoislovesStewie Sun 15-Oct-17 18:36:24

My Springer once ate the contents of a nappy! and the dog we have now eats rotten fish that he finds on the beach, hence he now has a muzzle

Ahardmanisgoodtofind Sun 15-Oct-17 18:36:24

Ours liked to eat out of DDS shitty nappies, we had to get rid of the nappy bin because the disgusting dog would knock it over and rip the nappies to shreds how the fuck the dog managed to open the toilet door to get to the bin is still an unsolved mystery

QueenJane Sun 15-Oct-17 18:37:01

grin

So adorable, and yet so utterly vile. She doesn't eat her own shit. For that we can be grateful.

ScarletPower Sun 15-Oct-17 18:37:19

My dog grabbed half a frozen Jam Roly Poly that I had just put on the side pre-microwave.....swallowed it whole......vomited it all back up a few hours later (still whole), then re-ate it (managed to keep it down the second time)

YoureAnArseholeDenise Sun 15-Oct-17 18:38:59

Aah cat shit rolled in cat litter. A doggy version of Ferraro Rocher.

QueenJane Sun 15-Oct-17 18:39:05

Oh yes, I did worry about the nappies, so we've always kept them out of reach. My other DDog is partial to a well-used breast pad though 🤢

Pombliboo123 Sun 15-Oct-17 18:40:02

My dogs follow my rabbit around and gleefully ear up her poops as she does them...

Unbenowst to me out old dog (who died unfortunately) has swallowed one if those knee high tight socks. I had to pull it out of his arse. It came spying out along with poo nuggets.

Toooldtobearsed Sun 15-Oct-17 18:41:21

I have two labs, so all of the above, unfortuneately......

The most disgusting I have seen black lab involved with also involves my two year old gd, anyone with cleanliness ishoos needs to stop reading now!

Gd has a milky way as a treat whenever she comes here. For a few weeks she would wander off with it, chuntering away to herself quite happily, then would have fits of giggles before reappearing, often with hiccups from laughing so much. We just could not figure out what was so funny until I followed her one day. She was ramming half a milky way into her mouth, masticating furiously, then waking up the dog and sticking her tongue out.

Obviously the dog obliged....😷

User5trillion Sun 15-Oct-17 18:42:18

Haha love it... I sometimes have a fantasy of how much I would love a dog ( cant due to work) and this is curing me of it. Would be great not to have to sweep up after every childs meal.

My mums old dog ate a half frozen chicken, vomitted it up and promptly ate the sick. He was a hairy monster and loved being hoovered and would wait for my brother at the gate at home time.

WonderingWomen Sun 15-Oct-17 18:43:58

Ate a newborn kitten....you did ask sad

Was many years ago but still haunts me.

CJCreggsGoldfish Sun 15-Oct-17 18:44:27

She ate her own shit and then vomited it all over the landing carpet. I think I've hot a strong stomach, but Jesus, that had me dry retching. envy - not envy.

VioletCharlotte Sun 15-Oct-17 18:44:57

My beloved Springer Spaniel is truly revolting. Some of his friend include rolling in fox poo, rolling in dead fish, eating poo and eating vomit confused

StewPots Sun 15-Oct-17 18:45:38

My dog jumped into DD's bed as usual...however, he had just been to the toilet and left a huge dog shitty skid mark all down her leg and her clean bed sheets as he got up.

He does many a disgusting thing on a daily basis, and gross sounds emit regularly.

It's a daily competition between DS(3) and the dog to see who can be the most disgusting. Dog has won today.

Ellieboolou27 Sun 15-Oct-17 18:48:36

My dog loves a stick, he was happily running about and spotted a lovely big fat stick, grabbed it and dropped it at my feet to throw for him, then I realised it was a huge turd, I was not as impressed as he was angry

QueenJane Sun 15-Oct-17 18:49:09

Wondering shock Holy crap! sad

The terms 'shit-nugget' and 're-eat' are surely only ever used by dog owners 😂 DDogs have both re-eaten sick. If at first you don't succeed...! Sometimes you stand there with the kitchen roll and the spray and sort of hope they'll take a fancy to trying again. Shoot me.

mirren3 Sun 15-Oct-17 18:54:23

Out for a walk on the beach near where we live, very rural and cows roam freely on the beach, the woods etc.
DLabrador ate half a cow pat, he would have had it all but was called back, on bending down to put his lead on he did the biggest doggy burp in my face.
I can still remember the smell years later.

Roomba Sun 15-Oct-17 19:13:47

I may read this thread to my kids next time they beg me for a dog! We couldn't afford one or be around enough to look after one anyway so it would be very unfair on any dog. This thread really finalises the issue for me though grin

TopBitchoftheWitches Sun 15-Oct-17 19:18:20

My dog stories get better, along with eating her own shit, she managed to steal one of the dc’s chocolate in their bedroom. She then later shit all over the living room carpet.

Then there was the time she stole two cooked onions from the bin.
What I woke up to the next day can only be described as a shit tsunami.
I nearly threw up myself.

I do love her though.

Fekko Sun 15-Oct-17 19:19:57

My sisters dog went for a dip in the cesspit then wandered into the house and did the doggy shake thing.

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