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I know you can get pants for when a bitch is in season, but these are taking the piss, surely?

(23 Posts)
SexLubeAndAFishSlice Wed 31-May-17 13:57:22

I mean come on! What dog is going to happily wear these and NOT eat the decorations!? confused

pigsDOfly Wed 31-May-17 14:20:38

Bloody hell. Not sure what the dog would be thinking. But seriously, would any sensible human being actually take a dog out wearing those? Only if you want the whole world to think you're a loon.

picklemepopcorn Wed 31-May-17 14:37:12

I think like all fancy lingerie, it shouldn't be on display outside the home!

Thewolfsjustapuppy Wed 31-May-17 14:58:54

Oh my poor little bitch would die of shame.

Flippetydip Wed 31-May-17 15:44:23

That is HILARIOUS!

SparklingRaspberry Wed 31-May-17 16:42:02

They're ridiculous.

It's a bit of blood for a few wipes that's easily wiped up.

SparklingRaspberry Wed 31-May-17 16:42:10

A few weeks*

TattyCat Wed 31-May-17 17:23:17

Another bonkers American invention. I'd be disgusted if I saw dogs wearing these - it's cruel.

Apocalyptichorsewoman Wed 31-May-17 20:13:58

Jeepers! shock My Lass would have died of shame - as would I..

Flippetydip Wed 31-May-17 21:11:35

Seriously no-one can ever have purchased them? Does it say "0 purchases"?

BandeauSally Wed 31-May-17 21:13:02

grin

I can't wait to spot my first dog on the street wearing these!

BandeauSally Wed 31-May-17 21:13:33

Oh they won't be on the street will they? Not if they're in heat.

Flippetydip Wed 31-May-17 21:18:03

There, I couldn't help myself. I had to look and now that is going to be on my search history. 83 sold. EIGHTY THREE!! Where are you, you mad people?

BandeauSally Wed 31-May-17 21:20:56

Right well now I need to see 83 dogs in their frilly pants. Now please. grin

pigsDOfly Fri 02-Jun-17 15:05:58

Very tempted to become the 84th person to buy a pair of these for my dog. Not because she needs them, or any other pants, she's spayed, but because I'd just love to see people's outraged reactions when they see this crazy 'woman of a certain age' walking down the street with her small fluffy dog wearing a pair of brightly coloured frilly knickers; that's the dog wearing the knickers, not the woman.

picklemepopcorn Fri 02-Jun-17 15:37:34

I bet the 83 also have ribbons and t shirts...

burdog Wed 07-Jun-17 15:47:32

Ugh, it's like buying high heels for a 3 month old baby. Some people are beginning to weirdly genderise and sexualise bitches.

pigsDOfly Thu 08-Jun-17 17:38:13

Just feel the need to add, in view of Burdog's post, I wouldn't really consider buying them, I was joking.

Goingtobeawesome Mon 12-Jun-17 20:04:35

I thought they were to stop a dog being able to mate, as a barrier..

CornflakeHomunculus Mon 12-Jun-17 21:14:44

I thought they were to stop a dog being able to mate, as a barrier.

Nope, they're just to try and avoid any mess. They absolutely don't work to prevent mating.

Goingtobeawesome Tue 13-Jun-17 14:27:42

I've learnt something, thank you.

My dog will not be getting any!!

LaurieFairyCake Tue 13-Jun-17 14:35:37

Oh god I want some blush

It would just be so funny. And I really want her to have another season and the extra hormones.

LaurieFairyCake Tue 13-Jun-17 14:36:55

If I get some and put her in them and post a photo do you promise to all come on and take the piss and call me a loon grin

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