I have had worse. Camper dog curled up on the sofa next to me, big dog so he is touching my hip. I feel a warm sensation and thought he had farted.....no. Anal gland fluid gone through my trousers and pants and is on my skin!
Long shower, exfoliating glove and lots of shower gel. BOAK
oh, I didn't know this could happen. Oh how awful. Please say this doesn't happen with every dog and that mine are special and that this will never ever happen. I hope you find some great cleaners and a good breeze of fresh air!