The little scrote fucked off into the forest when I'd worked up the courage to let her off the lead (she gets off lead everyday with her daddy, so she's not deprived) she must have smelt the wild deer and so off she fucked, my husband and dad were tearfully phoned and showed up armed with walkie talkies, whistles, sweeties, squeaky tennis balls (her favourute ) and we all screamed for her for half an hour until she found me by accident, judging by the look on her face.
I was petrified, I really thought we'd never get her back.
I'm never letting her off the lead again. Maybe when she's really old and can hardly move.
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