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What acts of delunquency has your dog performed today?

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GeorgianMumto5 Mon 07-Oct-13 11:49:56

Georgianpup has eaten part of an electrical item and broken it. He's also peed all over the carpet, having had ample opportunity to pee in the garden.

Your turn.

Booboostoo Sat 12-Oct-13 11:39:26

Mine brought a headless rabbit onto the sofa and then spread the entrails all around...I'm waiting for the head to appear later on today.

ilovexmastime Fri 11-Oct-13 12:33:36

new dog has pooed in the house 3 times this morning... despite being let out for a wee 3 times! Why?????

omletta Fri 11-Oct-13 12:30:52

Brown dog has just escaped, again, from the garden and been for a dip in a neighbours pond.

We'd just can't figure out how he does it, if the fences get any taller we will need planning permission.

mrsjay Fri 11-Oct-13 11:16:33

he likes to help unload the washing machine and ran around the house throwing my bra in the air then burying said bra in his bed . he then went into the bathroom when dd was brushing her teeth whinged and wailed then pulled her headphones out her ear shock he hates being ignored all this before 8 am, he is zeedding now

butterfliesinmytummy Fri 11-Oct-13 03:37:16

Managed to chew through a shoelace, a swimming float and a roll of duck tape. Teething puppies have no discrimination it seems.....

GeorgianMumto5 Thu 10-Oct-13 22:58:48

Topbanana, I love your dog!

EvenBetter Thu 10-Oct-13 22:29:57

Ahhhh I can't wait to get our puppy from the pound this weekend reading all this! (A labrador Pointer cross)
Our elderly girl died last month and I soooo miss these hilarious/vomitworthy occurances!

My mums puppy, the night before she was neutered and therefore meant to be nil-by-mouth ate: a scarf, packaging from toilet block things and a passport . Standard.

mrslaughan Thu 10-Oct-13 18:21:44

Giant teenage pup, just took a bite out of Ds fish finger..... Cheeky sod....

Buglugs Thu 10-Oct-13 16:43:57

Every day he nicks things out of the bin. I need to get a dog proof bin.

topbannana Thu 10-Oct-13 16:34:42

DS is practising his oboe downstairs and GingerDog is howling along with him, much to DS's annoyance grin
At the moment he is working on the Harry Potter theme tune complete with canine accompaniment, I can hardly breathe for laughing grin

IAmNotAMindReader Thu 10-Oct-13 13:18:44

GeorgianMumto5 He's an Irish Setter who specialises in looking a lot thicker than he actually is.

chimchiminee Wed 09-Oct-13 03:28:43

Ate vomit in the park envy

MacaYoniandCheese Wed 09-Oct-13 03:00:07

Gross, right? I couldn't figure out why the smell was following me around the house. Until I realized it was ME! Ew.

MrsMcEnroe Tue 08-Oct-13 19:47:40

Oh MacaYoniandCheese shock <shudder>

GeorgianMumto5 Tue 08-Oct-13 17:49:55

Love the cross-dressing dog. I am imagining a greyhound.

IAmNotAMindReader Tue 08-Oct-13 13:41:57

Mine decided my cardigan would look much nicer on him and proceeded to try to take me out of it. He has been found with my jumpers, dressing gowns etc. rolled around him while he gently nibbles a sleeve.

cansleepanywhere Tue 08-Oct-13 10:01:03

Last night at dog training (in a class we clearly shouldn't be in anymore!) puppy earned the title 'hooligan'. Had to be put on a long line for the duration blush. She also chased a litter collector in the park - bin bags are far too tempting, stole my son's dummy from his mouth for the umpteenth time and snuck downstairs to chew the rug some more. She's now crashed out on the remains of the rug plotting her next move.

MacaYoniandCheese Mon 07-Oct-13 22:50:45

Snuggled up to me while I was reading and evacuated her anal glands on my shirt. I win!

MrsMcEnroe Mon 07-Oct-13 22:47:14

I am so relieved that my dog is not the only disgustingly behaved animal out there grin

topbannana Mon 07-Oct-13 22:28:43

Best behaviour today after disappearing for forty, yes forty minutes in a maize field after rabbits yesterday <git>
Teenagehood is hitting hard in the Bananna house hmm

Awks Mon 07-Oct-13 21:49:14

Waited till i was on a business call then went out into the garden and brought the biggest clod of soil ever in and played with it as if it was a football as I was on the phone trying to silently end the game . Carpet's bleedin filthy now

poppy77 Mon 07-Oct-13 21:45:43

Today was a good day for the crazy lab cross rescue pup (because she wasn't here most of the day) - just a wee on the floor, despite the fact that the patio door was open, I can only presume it was a protest at us daring to leave her with the dog sitter.

(But I'm still annoyed about the nice loaf of bread she took a chunk out of on Friday and the box of crackers she snaffled last night.)

Grotbagstwin Mon 07-Oct-13 21:44:44 dog is 3, no chance of him calming down then wink

mignonette Mon 07-Oct-13 21:42:58

He left a skid mark on my cream cord Pouffe.

daftyburd Mon 07-Oct-13 21:40:48

Grotbagstwin our old dog is collie x lab. At 13 years old she can still get onto the dining room table and worktops. My mum would love to have her DNA tested. She swears there is goat in there somewhere. Just thought I should put that out there.

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