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What acts of delunquency has your dog performed today?

(42 Posts)
GeorgianMumto5 Mon 07-Oct-13 11:49:56

Georgianpup has eaten part of an electrical item and broken it. He's also peed all over the carpet, having had ample opportunity to pee in the garden.

Your turn.

cansleepanywhere Tue 08-Oct-13 10:01:03

Last night at dog training (in a class we clearly shouldn't be in anymore!) puppy earned the title 'hooligan'. Had to be put on a long line for the duration blush. She also chased a litter collector in the park - bin bags are far too tempting, stole my son's dummy from his mouth for the umpteenth time and snuck downstairs to chew the rug some more. She's now crashed out on the remains of the rug plotting her next move.

IAmNotAMindReader Tue 08-Oct-13 13:41:57

Mine decided my cardigan would look much nicer on him and proceeded to try to take me out of it. He has been found with my jumpers, dressing gowns etc. rolled around him while he gently nibbles a sleeve.

GeorgianMumto5 Tue 08-Oct-13 17:49:55

Love the cross-dressing dog. I am imagining a greyhound.

MrsMcEnroe Tue 08-Oct-13 19:47:40

Oh MacaYoniandCheese shock <shudder>

MacaYoniandCheese Wed 09-Oct-13 03:00:07

Gross, right? I couldn't figure out why the smell was following me around the house. Until I realized it was ME! Ew.

chimchiminee Wed 09-Oct-13 03:28:43

Ate vomit in the park envy

IAmNotAMindReader Thu 10-Oct-13 13:18:44

GeorgianMumto5 He's an Irish Setter who specialises in looking a lot thicker than he actually is.

topbannana Thu 10-Oct-13 16:34:42

DS is practising his oboe downstairs and GingerDog is howling along with him, much to DS's annoyance grin
At the moment he is working on the Harry Potter theme tune complete with canine accompaniment, I can hardly breathe for laughing grin

Buglugs Thu 10-Oct-13 16:43:57

Every day he nicks things out of the bin. I need to get a dog proof bin.

mrslaughan Thu 10-Oct-13 18:21:44

Giant teenage pup, just took a bite out of Ds fish finger..... Cheeky sod....

EvenBetter Thu 10-Oct-13 22:29:57

Ahhhh I can't wait to get our puppy from the pound this weekend reading all this! (A labrador Pointer cross)
Our elderly girl died last month and I soooo miss these hilarious/vomitworthy occurances!

My mums puppy, the night before she was neutered and therefore meant to be nil-by-mouth ate: a scarf, packaging from toilet block things and a passport . Standard.

GeorgianMumto5 Thu 10-Oct-13 22:58:48

Topbanana, I love your dog!

butterfliesinmytummy Fri 11-Oct-13 03:37:16

Managed to chew through a shoelace, a swimming float and a roll of duck tape. Teething puppies have no discrimination it seems.....

mrsjay Fri 11-Oct-13 11:16:33

he likes to help unload the washing machine and ran around the house throwing my bra in the air then burying said bra in his bed . he then went into the bathroom when dd was brushing her teeth whinged and wailed then pulled her headphones out her ear shock he hates being ignored all this before 8 am, he is zeedding now

omletta Fri 11-Oct-13 12:30:52

Brown dog has just escaped, again, from the garden and been for a dip in a neighbours pond.

We'd just can't figure out how he does it, if the fences get any taller we will need planning permission.

ilovexmastime Fri 11-Oct-13 12:33:36

new dog has pooed in the house 3 times this morning... despite being let out for a wee 3 times! Why?????

Booboostoo Sat 12-Oct-13 11:39:26

Mine brought a headless rabbit onto the sofa and then spread the entrails all around...I'm waiting for the head to appear later on today.

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