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One of our dogs got as pissed as a fart

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silentcatastrophe Sun 14-Nov-10 12:58:29

Poor thing! He fell off the bed on Friday morning and staggered and fell about, his eyes wandering. His belly was bloated and his tummy was making odd noises. He looked awful.

I spoke to the vet and took him in and told the vet about his eating 5oog of uncooked bread dough. He agreed that the dough probably wasn't doing him any good, but it wasn't entirely clear that it was causing him to fall about, so he suggested it might be something neurological. He went off to speak to another vet and returned with the news that our lovely dog was drunk.

Poor dog spent the day nursing a hangover with a gurgling fermenting tum, and drinking water for Britain!

misdee Sun 14-Nov-10 13:00:07

oh dear grin

my dogs once ate the rabbit food.

then another one ate bird seed. left seeded poos round the garden for days!

silentcatastrophe Sun 14-Nov-10 13:01:48

Oh the delights of owning dogsgrin

misdee Sun 14-Nov-10 13:12:45

the other one also ate a j-cloth ones. whole. that was errr interesting.

whiteliesaregoodlies Sun 14-Nov-10 15:53:23

A friend of mine had a lab that used to eat anything going. They once had a pair of pants pass through whole. And a whole tub of glitter, which led to some highly decorative poo for a week or so.

SantasNutellaFairy Sun 14-Nov-10 16:03:24

When my late bitch was about 16 weeks old, we thought she was behaving herself, when in reality she had drunk 2 pints of cider very quietly. The owner of said drink thought he had drunk them and had refilled.grin

Poor girl.

I swear she just glared at us the next morning

AnnieLobeseder Sun 14-Nov-10 16:05:33

My dog ate a whole tub of vaseline. The look of shock and horror on her face as it shot out of the other end was priceless!

SuePurblybilt Sun 14-Nov-10 16:06:49

My old JR bitch drank the best part of a pint of Stella from a handled glass (wide top old fashioned one, she got right in there grin) and bit the Ex when he noticed and tried to stop her. She was very grumpy later.

IckleJess Sun 14-Nov-10 16:09:32

My Labrador is a fan of socks and pants too. He usually passes the socks in a nice, long 'string' hmm but unfortunately one got stuck earlier this year. £1000 later, he recovered well from his op with a nice 4" scar along his abdomen to show for it!

BowWowWow Sun 14-Nov-10 16:21:35

We once had a Lab who ate a full tube of Tyrozets throat lozenges and also three bags of chocolate coins off the christmas tree (while we were out) including the foil and bags.

StayingDavidTennantsGirl Sun 14-Nov-10 16:25:03

Labs really will eat anything, won't they? Ours has eaten two remembrance poppies this year - not terribly respectful, I am afraid.

frostyfingers Mon 15-Nov-10 08:48:00

Yup, we've had a drunk labrador. Ages ago we had a house warming party and since we were a bit short of furniture there were lots of people sitting on the floors with their drinks beside them. Nobody noticed that the dog was wandering about helping herself until quite late on.

She spent the next day lying in her bed with her head under her paws looking very sorry for herself!

silentcatastrophe Mon 15-Nov-10 18:48:04

What goes in... Our pup has eaten far too many pots of face cream. Luckily they're only made of edible things, but he's pretty persistent. Jars, tins, plastic pots.... He has a liking for Nivea as well. Nutter hmm

RoseMortmain Mon 15-Nov-10 18:51:48

Our lab drank 2 pints of cider, lay on her back snoring and farting all evening then spent the next day mainlining water and looking very sorry for herself.

whiteliesaregoodlies Mon 15-Nov-10 19:09:03

Am loving these stories!

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