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X Factor Results! Will it be a fat full milk with extra vanilla free cornflake for all? Or something that makes actual sense?

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SuePurblybiltbyElves Sun 25-Nov-12 18:04:51

Who can tell?

I am going with Chowmein and Rylan at the bottom tonight. And will be sticking fingers in my ears throughout Rhianna.

SuePurblybiltbyElves Sun 25-Nov-12 18:14:44

Actually, I'd forgotten about this genius media campaign
NanFucker could be in trouble. I'll go with NanFucker and Rylan. Who is sick <poor lamb> Could a cynical person say so he cannot sing off? Who? Who would say that? <innocent face>

I love the description of the 'attack' btw: 'his eyes glowed red'. And we've all seen that, twenty feet high.

tittytittyhanghang Sun 25-Nov-12 18:18:19

Can i ask whats more important, singing abilities or the 'x' factor as they are mutually exclusive for some contestants smile

chipstick10 Sun 25-Nov-12 18:32:58

If ever we are fortunate enough to see nanfucker ending up in the bottom two,would he survive against all but rylan?

FellowshipOfFestiveFellows Sun 25-Nov-12 18:57:01

I really hope they pull a stunt and get rid of Nanfucker and his Evil Red Eyed self.

How funny that he chose Fernando. Someone at X Factor had a sense of humor...

Chowmeim was pants last night, and who did her outfit, the Jeremy Kyle show dressers?

GeraldineAubergine Sun 25-Nov-12 19:08:26

Here I am like a heaping saucer of Cheerios swimming in single cream! What times it on btw ?

jessiegeesusinamanger Sun 25-Nov-12 19:10:32

I agree - Rylan and Nanfucker bottom two but could well be Nanfucker that survives. There is a chance that Chow Mein could end up in the bottom two but if he were pitched against either Rylan or NFucker I think he'd be safe.
I have a bag of fun sized maltesers on standby. Am not going to be chocolate-less yet again.

GreenyEyes Sun 25-Nov-12 19:10:46

Nanfucker and Rylan I say.

Nanfucker had definitely had his day, they did a right job on him last night.

Katiekitty Sun 25-Nov-12 19:19:15


I cannot wait for tonight's show!

Also seconding Rylan and Nanfuckster in the bottom two with Nan to go.

Or, Rylan will have fewest votes and Chris will decline going through to the semi-final in a shocking turn of events, meaning Rylan can live the dream for one more week.

Hope Shitz isn't on too much of a comedown.

FellowshipOfFestiveFellows Sun 25-Nov-12 19:27:56

Glad it wasn't just me hmm over how obvious it was that Shitz had hoovered up a fair amount of Columbia's finest Marching Powder....

I would love to see that happen katie

GeraldineAubergine Sun 25-Nov-12 19:30:23

I really love Nicole. From now on I'm going to use cereal analogies in every facet of my life, both private and personal. Like a sugar puff bobbing in a glass of water.

MsElleTow Sun 25-Nov-12 19:33:38

It would actually make my year if Rylan and Nanfucker are in the bottom 2 and Nanfucker goes home! I think Nanfucker would explode!

Katiekitty Sun 25-Nov-12 19:35:05

Good concept Geraldine

Maybe you should get on Twitter and send that message out on a 'Tweet-abix'


GeraldineAubergine Sun 25-Nov-12 19:37:21

grin that's not bad. Like a bowl of porridge studded with the sweaty nuggets of nanfuckers desire for fame.

scentednappyhag Sun 25-Nov-12 19:43:38

Yes! I'm early enough to join the thread this week! <waves and offers mojitos around for good will>
I think it'll be rigged so that NFucker will win, as they're all too scared he'll go on a rampage if he's vote off. Something about him makes me scared he'll crawl out of the tv a la The Ring confused
I think a campaign should be started to get Rylan to win, getting Rage Against the Machine to number one didn't sink the X Factor ship, but Rylan winning it might grin

Katiekitty Sun 25-Nov-12 19:45:09

And the not dry, not soggy, just soft, spongy remains of his ego.

A bitter reminder of the songs he has murdered, week after week.

The man is a cereal killer.

MsElleTow Sun 25-Nov-12 19:48:00

Mingehead is going to drop Nanfucker even if he does win! And if you scroll down, Nanfucker accuses Dulisa of bullying him!

JustFabulous Sun 25-Nov-12 19:48:10

Did you really not understand Nicole's point? To me it was very obvious.

Reminds me of Eric Cantona's quote about the seagulls that no one got that was obvious too.

I think Rylan will be in the bottom two as he wasn't that good this week (all relative of course) but not sure who he'll be with, maybe Christopher after his bad press in the paper today. I think the judges have forgotten he was voted in by the public for the extra place so of course he is going to have lots of people voting for him each week as they wanted him there.

FellowshipOfFestiveFellows Sun 25-Nov-12 19:52:08

I think Nanfucker would go on a gun rampage. He looks the type. Then Dullisa the Wag can go back to her urban roots and do him.

In fact I'd pay money to see that.

It'd be like a Value Cornflake being usurped by a Duchey Original Strawberry oat flake.

Katiekitty Sun 25-Nov-12 19:57:44

hehe, Mickey bubbles was just on my telly box.

NOW I'm in the mood for X Factor. Properly in the mood.

ratbagcatbag Sun 25-Nov-12 19:58:34

Is now bad to say I voted for Rylan this week ( and James and union J) blush to be fair in so annoyed with how they are about Rylan, no one wanted him in and they did it for t. So now hope he makes the final and he seems like a nice guy.

FellowshipOfFestiveFellows Sun 25-Nov-12 19:58:42

So how naked/pissed/high do we think Rhianna will be? Last year she wore shoes with Fuck you written on the front, and the year before she stripped to a bikini.
It'd be more shocking if she wore a birkin these days.

And how cringingly arse lickey will Shitz be about her "shamazing gal"? Whilst giving her internal death stares?

IAmLouisWalsh Sun 25-Nov-12 19:58:52

Here we go. Are they still spinning it out for a fucking hour?

FellowshipOfFestiveFellows Sun 25-Nov-12 20:00:10

I've got a tenner that says they'll sing Cornflake girl as the group song.

GreenyEyes Sun 25-Nov-12 20:00:35

Loving the cereal work grin

I will NEVER understand the Rihanna thing, her voice is the most unpleasant sound to my ears. Seriously horrible.

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